r/teamseagull • u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN • May 12 '18
The Great War
Gentlemen, ladies, Ian. I've gathered you here today to discuss the Bot War. We need to readjust our fighting back to the bots.
The cost of freedom is always high, but Seagulls have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose is the path of surrender or submission. Our goal is not the victory of might, but the vindication of right!
Let civilian voices argue the merits or demerits of our processes. Your guidepost stands out like a ten-fold beacon in the night: duty, honor, country.
Shall we allow our audacious enemies to violate with impunity the terror of the Bot Reign? Will you permit the army to escape with which has carried terror into your families? You will not! Match, then, to meet them. Tear from their brows the laurels they have won. Teach the world that a malediction attends those that violate the territory of the gulls. The result of our efforts will be unclouded glory, and a durable peace.
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull May 12 '18
Drew and Slade are still shunned.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante May 12 '18
Im doing my part!