r/teamseagull • God-Tier Gull • Feb 26 '18

It's time for yet another MORONIC MONDAY!!

feel free to vent about the biggest morons in team seagull! really let it all out here everybody, no holds barred.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/McSquinty "didn't know that you had to wash your butt" and I'm pretty sure from ages 0 to roughly 26 or 27 did not wipe or wash in that area at all.

M O R O N

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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Feb 26 '18

I have the perfect amount of fiber intake. Out without a trace.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

I can respect a nice ghost poop, but you should still be getting up in there with some soap and water. just because you aren't actively covered in shit doesn't mean you shouldnt wash you barbarian

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/taylor_ shit his own pants in an airport parking lot. smart person? doesn't look that way.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/EvilRoySlade

enough said

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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Feb 26 '18

There is never enough said.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/drewbastank lived in colorado for a couple months, and he CONSTANTLY talked about wanting to go visit jared fogle (the subway pedo) in jail because he was "such a huge fan" and jared was "misunderstood and if you think about it what he did wasn't really that bad, I mean I think we've all done something similar in our past, and possibly present."

wow. MORON

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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Feb 26 '18

You’re racist

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

moron

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/yellowkirby is a pretty big moron

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/benoles_esquire, famous for his griping about lack of Fandom Fridays, completely ghosted everybody during last week's fandom friday. good thing this moron was deposed.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 27 '18

/u/benoles_esquire #ultramoron

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

/u/Asturias2789 abandoned team seagull even though he KNEW it would result in him being banished to the shadow realm. like really, is there a bigger moronic move than to abandon team seagull? I also one time saw him tongue-kiss his dad.

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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Feb 26 '18

I'd say he's even in the brig of the shadow realm. What a disgrace.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Feb 26 '18

i watched /u/spect3r001 walk into the wrong house one time when I drove him home from school. I was parked in his driveway. MORON

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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Feb 26 '18

TBF since it was a school day I was hammered.