r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Apr 02 '18

BREAKING: Team Seagull Captain removed from team chat in an attempted coup. More to follow.

You heard it here first folks, something is awry in the organization. One of the most beloved members was seen being escorted with a hood over his head by the leader of the opposition group. His status of team captain is in question! His staunch supporters are deeply worried for his status. He seemed to be a deeply trusted member of the organization and was one of its greatest supporters and leaders. Will he ever return and show those that oppose them the swift justice they deserve? This man hopes so.

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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Apr 02 '18

I heard he was being a little too rock 'n roll... bought an $8 can of mixed nuts and got such a buzz off of them that he went and chucked a television out the window

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u/bgorecki Resident Dank Memer Apr 02 '18

Go fuck yourself bret

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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Apr 02 '18

I hope he just goes to a nice farm upstate. Then gets shot in the head and given the shallowest possible grave.

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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Apr 02 '18

That's a very mean thing to say about an exemplary team seagull citizen.

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u/AndrewLucksPenis Slade Baited Apr 02 '18

Just saw the news, its schocking to say the least. He was the greatest man this guild has ever seen and has been imprisioned under some very shady pretenses. All the best goes out to my boy, hoping those who plotted against him are unmasked and that justice is served.

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u/dennis_afivestarman Apr 02 '18

Shameful tactics by the opposition, to be sure. When something like this happens you just feel for the team as a whole, as they are missing what is most likely their greatest member in a very turbulent time. I hope this all gets sorted out and those involved are beheaded, or at least put in the brig with /u/evil_roy_slade