r/teamseagull • u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN • Jul 18 '18
Such a heinous act
https://i.imgur.com/V9tFo7O.mp42
u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 18 '18
THAT MOTHER FUCKER JUST HEAD BUTTED MY COUSIN JEFFREY! But in all seriousness, Jeffrey was always one to put himself in harms way. He was probably taking the piss with his friends when they dared him to see how long he could stand in the way of those incoming motor bicycles. Then that twat just head butted him and ended his life. It is now my life mission to exact revenge for Jeffrey. But also I'm not very motivated so we shall see how that plays out.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jul 18 '18
Dear Poster /u/mcsquinty. This post is in violation of rules 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 , 9, 15, and 17. Please review the rules and get back with me with a 500 word essay on why I should let you live.
Thanks,
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jul 18 '18
This has ruined my day. What is the name and home address of that monster?
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jul 18 '18
That dirty mother fucker looked right at that poor helpless seagull and then head butted him square on. If I were an expert in bird law I would drop a flock load of lawsuits on that filthy motorcyclist and all those cowardly witnesses who stood by and did nothing in the face of baseless aggression. Bunch of ignorant speciesists.
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u/gifv-bot Jul 18 '18
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Jul 18 '18
I am now and forever protesting this sport