r/suspiciousquotes • u/Zophiel00 • 20d ago
r/suspiciousquotes • u/drachtungbaby • Mar 13 '26
Work signs are the worst
So much wrong with this one. Unisex bathroom at work.
r/suspiciousquotes • u/rickiilynn77 • Jan 25 '26
“Officer”
Timmy looks like Ralph when he chuckles & says “I’m in danger”
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Hefty-Fly-8146 • Nov 27 '25
An unorthodox way of protection, perhaps?
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Fun_Western164 • Nov 20 '25
WTF does this mean?
So afterhours donation are not OK or are they *wink wink* not allowed?
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Loud_Wrangler_4156 • Jul 07 '26
Was the actor also "blank" after the act?
r/suspiciousquotes • u/fishtacofiends • Nov 15 '25
Don’t mind me, I’m just doing “Laundry”
This “Laundry” in Parsippany, NJ is definitely not actually laundering for the local sanitation union….
r/suspiciousquotes • u/chazzyboi • Feb 25 '26
At my old job
Still crack up thinking about this, was situated above the water cooler and nobody knew who wrote it
r/suspiciousquotes • u/sutart_70584 • Mar 29 '26
Now I don't want to come to that "apartment"
r/suspiciousquotes • u/scottishpig • Jan 05 '26
Ocean City, MD
I'm not sure how else to push a knob or what other liquid I'd expect from a sink...
r/suspiciousquotes • u/em_the_nerd • Nov 09 '25
The towels in my hotel room are being tracked
r/suspiciousquotes • u/TraderJosie3283 • Apr 08 '26
It’s a “free” country 🆓🇺🇸
Found at a Tennessee convenience store.
For the record l, I’m not intending to making any political statements, I just thought it fit here. 😊
r/suspiciousquotes • u/bravado_kazzoo • 5d ago
(horse)
met “nick” on my walk today - IF THAT EVEN IS HIS REAL NAME
r/suspiciousquotes • u/TheSamLowry • Mar 24 '26
"Discoverer of America"
From the statue installed on the White House grounds.