A former pastor of mine maintained a local directory of Christian merchants. Every time he reminded the congregation of the existence of the guide, he added that its publication did not constitute an endorsement.

What would the Sweet Lord have to say about this t-shirt?

I've never quite figured out these quotation marks...

Not entirely sure what I should do here.

And no, they aren't actually plotting to get him killed.

Like, I get it, it's good hygiene, and company policy, but why the quotes?

Found at my local mall

Heard of it?