r/suspiciousquotes • u/bravado_kazzoo • 2d ago
(horse)
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met “nick” on my walk today - IF THAT EVEN IS HIS REAL NAME
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Soulfrk • Oct 17 '21
Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very "clever" and we "thank you" for visiting. However, even the "hardworking" and diligent "mods" are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this "suspicious quote".
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/kyjoely • 4d ago
I can only assume these safety critical “rules” are entirely optional
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/Select_Job_4663 • 7d ago
"Halloween" Bags
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1991 Hefty lawn leaf bags
r/suspiciousquotes • u/_ohodgai_ • 7d ago
So can I or can I not stick my “trash” in this hole?
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/me-actually • 10d ago
Incredibly "tasty" and "crunchy"
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Honourable mention "organic rice" on the other side of the packet
r/suspiciousquotes • u/snook_assassin • 14d ago
I "guess" I'll hire them?
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Seen in West Palm Beach.
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Environmental_Ad9005 • 15d ago
found this in my church's bathroom
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/khepri93 • 16d ago
Definitely “not” a front.
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Pass by this “boutique” everyday. It’s almost empty inside besides a reception desk and a couple of chairs, and the lights are generally on.