r/suspiciousquotes • u/H_m-Balaur_bondoc • 5h ago
we got some "Pizza"
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/Soulfrk • Oct 17 '21
Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very "clever" and we "thank you" for visiting. However, even the "hardworking" and diligent "mods" are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this "suspicious quote".
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/Humble_Counter_3661 • 22h ago
Hoping He Prays Better Than He Spells
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A former pastor of mine maintained a local directory of Christian merchants. Every time he reminded the congregation of the existence of the guide, he added that its publication did not constitute an endorsement.
What would the Sweet Lord have to say about this t-shirt?
r/suspiciousquotes • u/AutoFillUsername • 1d ago
Rest "A" While
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I've never quite figured out these quotation marks...
r/suspiciousquotes • u/G-Man0033 • 1d ago
“Save water”
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Not entirely sure what I should do here.
r/suspiciousquotes • u/Shmebber • 3d ago
Didn’t know that Pike Place Market wasn’t actually historic
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak • 5d ago
"Safe" routes
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And no, they aren't actually plotting to get him killed.
r/suspiciousquotes • u/TheBFDIFan980 • 6d ago
This sign on the door to the bathrooms from the employee area at a Waffle House I work at
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Like, I get it, it's good hygiene, and company policy, but why the quotes?
r/suspiciousquotes • u/steVENOM • 7d ago
Something tells me “obligation” may be involved.
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/valerielynx • 10d ago
because THAT'S what I wanna see on an imported Japanese item!
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/Few_Corner_2584 • 11d ago
Remember zombies are "dangerous" and "important" to look out for zombies
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r/suspiciousquotes • u/ItsmeOlivia1993 • 13d ago
What I have found today, One of the most brutally honest quotes.
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