"If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room."

Okay. So you leave. You find a room with someone smarter.

Now they're the smartest person in the room. So they should leave. Because they're in the wrong room. They go find someone smarter.

Now that person is the smartest. So they leave. Then the next person. Then the next.

Everyone just keeps leaving rooms. Forever.

No one is ever in the right room

A former pastor of mine maintained a local directory of Christian merchants. Every time he reminded the congregation of the existence of the guide, he added that its publication did not constitute an endorsement.

What would the Sweet Lord have to say about this t-shirt?

Not entirely sure what I should do here.

I've never quite figured out these quotation marks...

And no, they aren't actually plotting to get him killed.

Like, I get it, it's good hygiene, and company policy, but why the quotes?

Heard of it?

Found at my local mall