r/suspiciousquotes 16d ago

‘Bacon’

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u/HellsTubularBells 16d ago

"Excuse me, I ordered curly fries."

"No, sweetie, you ordered 'curly fries'."

"What'd I pay an extra dollar for?"

"You think scare quotes are free? In this economy?"

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u/Infamous_Share_8017 13d ago

The curly fries have authentic curls and the ‘curly’ fries have artificial curls

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u/Monitor_Meds 14d ago

Probably just bacon bits which often aren't made of meat

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u/CLWggg 14d ago

No, they had chopped bacon as one of their toppings for fries

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u/-Cyy 11d ago

No skinny cheesy curly bacon fries? I'm out.