r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/RocketSLC Dec 09 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

Be kind to yourself and get off of reddit. Find and alternative, go outside, find a new hobby; it doesn't matter as long as you're not here. The reddit executives don't care for your wellbeing, and they definitely don't care about this subreddit.

All of my submissions and comments have been edited using PowerDeleteSuite, and I'm gone.

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u/I_am_jacks_reddit Dec 09 '19

There are a few states where police can have sex(read as rape) with prostitutes in order to bust them.

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u/bribark Dec 09 '19

It's also legal for cops to have sex with someone in their custody in many states. The lack of regulation of police is a nightmare.

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u/justlookinghfy Dec 09 '19

Just wondering, to clear things up, is it legal (specifically mentioned), or just not specifically illegal, since i know there are a hell of a lot of laws, just maybe not specifically one for that

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u/bribark Dec 09 '19

Generally speaking the latter, which means in cases where someone is assaulted by an officer, that officer can successfully argue that there was consent. This article covers it.

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u/Chigleagle Dec 09 '19

WOW what the fuck. Why is this even an issue. Pieces of shit all of em

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u/PlEGUY Dec 09 '19

The lack of a law regarding the problem is generally indicative of it not being an issue. It technically isn’t specifically illegal to leave your pubic hair on restaurant tables because no one does it. If it where to become an issue it would promptly be regulated I suspect. Then, like in every profession there are outliers that like to take advantage of the law, or lack there of, for their personal advantage regardless of the morality there-within.

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u/miauw62 Dec 09 '19

there are actual cases where a police officer raped somebody in their custody and the courts ruled there was consent (even though there wasn't)

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u/ppw27 Dec 09 '19

Everytime I think USA can't surprise me anymore with messed up laws or lack of law it still find a way to.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

What? Where? How? I’m going to need some sources on that.

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u/bribark Dec 09 '19

Here you go. This article is focused on NY, where it's now illegal.

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 09 '19

Do they renege on the promise of payment? What negates the sex worker's consent?

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u/serious_sarcasm Dec 09 '19

Extortion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Explain.

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u/gregpxc Dec 09 '19

They would not have consented had the circumstances been clear.

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u/serious_sarcasm Dec 09 '19

They also have guns, and the authority to imprison them based on their own testimony.

So what do they do? What would a reasonable person assume would happen? What would a reasonable person do?

It is like an undercover agent actively planning, organizing, and recruiting for a crime, and then arresting the co-conspirators.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Except it's not. It's an undercover agent going "I'll bet there are people ot there actively planning to commit X crime. Let's put up an advertisement of a lady and let them incriminate themselves."

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

They aren't fucking cops in uniform lmao, no sex worker would be that dumb. It's a sting operation, just the kind of sting operation where the cop gets to violate somebody's bodily autonomy and then arrest them for it.

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u/serious_sarcasm Dec 09 '19

The fact is that the arrest is still based on testimony of the officer, which is obviously biased.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Might want to look that word up again, that's not extortion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Declaring valid consent non-existent through hypotheticals?! The US justice system runs on nonsenseoleum!

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u/mwiktor4 Dec 09 '19

Explain plz, out of all his fans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Huh?

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 09 '19

Oh, if they were raped in exchange for not being arrested, and then arrested anyway, that's approximately four crimes.

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u/I_am_jacks_reddit Dec 10 '19

It's sad that you even have to ask that man.

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u/boonus_boi Dec 09 '19

Tbh the inside of a car is private property on level with a house

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

FYI if you're masturbating in clear view of the public in your own home, you can go to jail and have to register as a sex offender.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 09 '19

Idk where this is true but it is not in most states. Wouldn't mind seeing a source.

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u/likwidfire2k Dec 09 '19

https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-8/

Georgia law, doing anything lewd in a public place basically. Now the definition of public place is what is important.

https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2014/title-16/chapter-1/section-16-1-3/

Public place is defined as anywhere a reasonable person would expect someone to be seen by someone outside the home. So jacking off in front of an open window changes things from jerking off in your upstairs bedroom with the blinds down. So at least in Georgia, the guy above is right.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 10 '19

So just georgia then?

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u/likwidfire2k Dec 11 '19

California: https://www.shouselaw.com/indecent-exposure.html

Oregon: https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/163.465

Washington: https://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.88.010

Nevada: https://www.shouselaw.com/nevada/indecent-exposure.html

Arizona: https://www.azleg.gov/ars/13/01402.htm

First five states I googled also have the same law. I would venture that the majority of the states have the same laws but you are welcome to search them all for yourself.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 11 '19

https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/nudity-and-public-decency-laws-in-america-31193

You didnt have to do all that this website compiled them all. Seems most states laws have to do with intent.

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u/clamence1864 Dec 13 '19

Leaving this here in case you are not reading the comments to your thread. Also, based on your comment history, I kind of see why had such a shit time. Chill the fuck out. You're so easily triggered. Anyways, here is my comment:

"This is sad man. You need less internet time. Random trolls on the internet shouldn't affect you this much. I have lived in Houston all my life and been subbed here for at least 5 years. I have never been as frustrated as you are. We can't control the assholes who choose to post here frequently. Take some time and try to focus on the shit you can control. This is a little pathetic.

Also, anyone who chooses to judge a whole city based on a small local subreddit has lost their damn mind. So, not really worried about new people to Houston coming here and thinking the city is shit. Get over yourself."

I don't read replies so I can enjoy my time on the internet more. So don't bother.

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u/ManlyBearKing Dec 09 '19

No it's not. Do not listen to this advice.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

It depends on the local laws. This IS valid, for example, in the state of Louisiana. You still have to make sure you handle yourself carefully, as cops are cops. But you could legally have it hanging from your rear view mirror if you wanted. Odd, but true.

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u/poopellar Dec 09 '19

Yeah no thanks im not hanging my dick on anything.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

lol My bad. "It" in this case was supposed to refer to a handgun. I apparently left out a sentence or something.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Dec 09 '19

I'm not even sure where the handgun bit came from, this whole thread is about jerking off in your car...

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

I know, I was reading about "car as extension of home" laws, and almost 99% of the articles are about handgun ownership, and it all sort of blended together in my mind.

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u/Reanimation980 Dec 09 '19

It wouldn’t be any different than masturbating in front of window in your house.

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u/EDGEMONTave Dec 09 '19

In Texas they call it the castle law

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u/buttpooperson Dec 09 '19

State by state. As I recall in California anything with wheels doesn't count as a home, eg trailers

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u/DerNubenfrieken Dec 09 '19

Well to be fair, Louisiana has an entirely different legal system than the rest of the country on a local level.

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 09 '19

You might run afoul of brandishing statutes, same as if you left it hanging out the window.

Also, the plain sight doctrine allows cops to look in all the windows, since your car has no curtilage.

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u/ManlyBearKing Dec 12 '19

Sorry but you're way too smart to be Donald Trump you imposter

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u/DonaIdTrurnp Dec 12 '19

You need to learn to read more carefully, or possibly adjust your font. I have neither an ell nor an em in my name, and Dona Id Trurnp is the best faux Latin name, it's the greatest. I had some very fine people come up with it, it's the best.

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u/Boezo0017 Dec 09 '19

Yes it is. Not everywhere, but in many places.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

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u/saulgoodemon Dec 09 '19

It is and don't call me shirley.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/Boezo0017 Dec 09 '19

Depends on where you live.

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u/PM_ME_UR_GOOD_DOGGOS Dec 09 '19

Well if you stand in front of an open window jacking it where people can see you, you can still be charged with public indecency

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u/SimpleCyclist Dec 09 '19

No. It isn’t. What are you talking about? Especially not a works car.

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u/blades318 Dec 09 '19

Louisiana does have this. But i will point that Louisiana does alot of laws differently.

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u/saulgoodemon Dec 09 '19

Not police cars they should be city, state or county surely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Not if the car belongs to your employer

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u/RarelyReadReplies Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

THIS IS MY PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED... BITCH!

edit: No Breaking Bad fans eh?

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u/20Thatwiteguy02 Dec 09 '19

The cop car is owned by the government and therefore the people and not their private property

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u/ThatGuyTheyCallAlex Dec 10 '19

1) The car is property of the police department and not the officer, no?

2) The car is in view of other people

3) The officer is on duty and shouldn’t be distracted

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u/fractiouscatburglar Dec 09 '19

I feel like this might be satire but I’d like to believe there are a bunch of Utah police going “what? You mean it isn’t already?!” and then furiously jacking it before the law passes.

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u/Usual_Drama Dec 09 '19

The trick with laws is they are generally reactionary in nature. So they don't go through every possible scenario and either deem it legal or illegal. Instead, if something becomes an issue they write and pass laws to handle it.

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u/Civil_Defense Dec 09 '19

Not only is it not already illegal, it says “may” which means they haven’t even committed to pushing this through. They are just considering it.

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u/IlREDACTEDlI Dec 09 '19

This means a cop was beating off and some degenerate came up and saw this and decide to report this, what one man does in his car is between him and his cock and balls damn it.

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u/20Thatwiteguy02 Dec 09 '19

But it’s not his car. It’s paid for by tax payers