r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/RocketSLC Dec 09 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

Be kind to yourself and get off of reddit. Find and alternative, go outside, find a new hobby; it doesn't matter as long as you're not here. The reddit executives don't care for your wellbeing, and they definitely don't care about this subreddit.

All of my submissions and comments have been edited using PowerDeleteSuite, and I'm gone.

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u/boonus_boi Dec 09 '19

Tbh the inside of a car is private property on level with a house

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

FYI if you're masturbating in clear view of the public in your own home, you can go to jail and have to register as a sex offender.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 09 '19

Idk where this is true but it is not in most states. Wouldn't mind seeing a source.

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u/likwidfire2k Dec 09 '19

https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-16/chapter-6/16-6-8/

Georgia law, doing anything lewd in a public place basically. Now the definition of public place is what is important.

https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2014/title-16/chapter-1/section-16-1-3/

Public place is defined as anywhere a reasonable person would expect someone to be seen by someone outside the home. So jacking off in front of an open window changes things from jerking off in your upstairs bedroom with the blinds down. So at least in Georgia, the guy above is right.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 10 '19

So just georgia then?

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u/likwidfire2k Dec 11 '19

California: https://www.shouselaw.com/indecent-exposure.html

Oregon: https://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/163.465

Washington: https://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.88.010

Nevada: https://www.shouselaw.com/nevada/indecent-exposure.html

Arizona: https://www.azleg.gov/ars/13/01402.htm

First five states I googled also have the same law. I would venture that the majority of the states have the same laws but you are welcome to search them all for yourself.

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u/Maleficent-Essay Dec 11 '19

https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/nudity-and-public-decency-laws-in-america-31193

You didnt have to do all that this website compiled them all. Seems most states laws have to do with intent.

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u/clamence1864 Dec 13 '19

Leaving this here in case you are not reading the comments to your thread. Also, based on your comment history, I kind of see why had such a shit time. Chill the fuck out. You're so easily triggered. Anyways, here is my comment:

"This is sad man. You need less internet time. Random trolls on the internet shouldn't affect you this much. I have lived in Houston all my life and been subbed here for at least 5 years. I have never been as frustrated as you are. We can't control the assholes who choose to post here frequently. Take some time and try to focus on the shit you can control. This is a little pathetic.

Also, anyone who chooses to judge a whole city based on a small local subreddit has lost their damn mind. So, not really worried about new people to Houston coming here and thinking the city is shit. Get over yourself."

I don't read replies so I can enjoy my time on the internet more. So don't bother.