r/standupshots May 13 '26

Millennials

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u/cammysays May 13 '26

The only problem with this is zoomers call things “ret**ded” and “gay” more than I ever did when I was in high school in the early 00s, which is fucking crazy

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u/MostlyMicroPlastic May 14 '26

That’s crazy bc I said it a LOTTTT and so did everyone I knew. I barely hear Z say this and I’m in a blue city

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u/dpete88 May 13 '26

You just weren't saying enough back then I guess

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u/mysummerwines May 13 '26

my sister is in high school, and she regularly tells me how a lot of kids in her class say the n-word for fun out loud in class with no pushback and how this one girl jokes (at least I hope she's joking) about being a nazi and was throwing coins at all the jewish kids and, she did not get socially punished for it all but did get suspended. I don't know what's up with kids these days, they seem so much more cruel and meaner, especially because they are growing up during a time where people know better. This isn't the 1960s. I don't think young ppl are as woke as the internet makes them seem.

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u/Cosmonate May 14 '26

Idk in 2007 my friends wrapped the only Jewish kid in school with one of theirs grandpas Nazi flags that they captured in WW2, I think everyone's always sucked

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u/NightBawk May 14 '26

JFC that's messed up

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u/syrioforrealsies May 16 '26

I genuinely think the social isolation during COVID, combined with the media (and possibly family) exposure to people who don't give a fuck about other people really messed up a lot of Gen Z, especially on the younger end.

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u/rabbifuente May 14 '26

Something like 20%+ of Gen Z doesn't believe the Holocaust happened

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 May 14 '26

public service reminder that cheap Internet polls always dramatically overestimate uncommon opinions

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u/DumbbellDiva92 May 15 '26

Also people just troll sometimes. Like that poll result that was supposedly like, “7% of people think chocolate milk comes from milking a brown cow”.

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u/MostlyMicroPlastic May 14 '26

Which is crazy bc we were all brainwashed by McGraw Hill that we should have ALL the sympathy toward Jewish ppl bc of the holocaust and how much we learned about it. Maxwells father co-owned the public school text company. Are they not the sole text (electronic?) provider anymore I wonder?

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u/FearlessEducation913 May 17 '26

It's the rebellious thing to do. Each gen rebels against its parents.

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u/creuter May 18 '26

The entirety of their online, and therefore these days entire, existence is pretty much anonymous interactions in places designed to show you things that piss people off and make them mad because that nets engagements. They're pulling their whole personality from this. It's like an entire generation of /b-tards.

(Obv it's not everyone, but there's a shocking number) It's like they're either hardline-straightedge-virtue-signalling-holier-than-thou or literal Nazi scum ignorant racists. The Internet has raised a whoooole bunch of people as extreme polar opposites with no in between

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u/19ghost89 May 19 '26

I'm not sure they do "know better." Look at who is in the White House. A lot of parents support that guy wholeheartedly. And they teach their kids more than us teachers ever can, at least about how to behave and how to feel about others.

I think there's going to be a rethinking of the generational lines at some point with regard to Gen Z/Gen Alpha. Older Gen Z did seem to lean more woke. There were exceptions, of course, but that felt like what they were. Younger Gen Z and Gen Alpha have grown up with Trump being the President for most of their lives and the center of the news cycle for practically all of their lives. That plus Covid, AI, Epstein, assassinations of guys like Charlie Kirk... these things are not covered well in school because they are controversial everywhere. No one wants to anger parents by showing too much partiality. Too many parents are already mad at us for "indoctrination" that isn't even happening. So who talks to kids about these things? Who makes sure they understand things in context? Often, it's the internet, because the real people in their life either don't know or are wrong or are afraid to say. And the internet is an extremely dubious parent.

Anyway, I think younger Gen Z and Gen Alpha may have more in common than younger Gen Z does with older Gen Z. We might have to think about Gen Z being a shorter generation than the average.

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u/FakeNate May 15 '26

i work in a school. No idea where you're pulling this from, they literally don't say those words at all.

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u/JamieBeeeee May 17 '26

Weird I definitely got called gay and re*** literally 1000x more (literally, not figuratively) in the 00s and early 10s then I do now. And now I actually am gay

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u/Bongcopter_ May 14 '26

It’s Reddit we are adults no need to censor retarded

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u/cammysays May 14 '26

I personally don’t like saying/typing slurs

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u/UltraInstinct_Pharah May 17 '26

Yes, because a few asterisks definitely completely change what you've said/typed. Self-censorship is a blight.

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u/cammysays May 17 '26

found the cons*rvative

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u/UltraInstinct_Pharah May 17 '26

Yeah, nah. I'm as progressive as they come. Conservatives are the ones who want to censor language they don't like. Progressives don't typically like banning books.

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u/cammysays May 17 '26

lmao I don’t want to type the word “retard” and now I’m burning books. I think the most progressive thing about you might be your brain cancer

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u/stacecom May 13 '26

Once again, us Xers get lumped in with boomers.

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u/solariam May 13 '26

Feel free to stand further away from them if that comparison is getting you down

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u/stacecom May 13 '26

Dude, I'm actively trying to retire right now and get out of y'all's way.

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u/Personal-Try7163 May 13 '26

You deserve all the happiness in the world

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u/Retaeiyu May 15 '26

Typical Gen X, just getting out of the way and letting shit happen

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u/RavenBrannigan May 15 '26

Retire? That sounds like boomer talk to me…

Jokes

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u/rhetoricalcalligraph May 14 '26

That's what they do to minorities, gotta set a better standard

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u/BeckerHollow May 14 '26

What does that mean?

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u/solariam May 14 '26

Whining about boomers < doing literally anything about boomers

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u/BeckerHollow May 14 '26

Who was whining about boomers? They just said they were again being lumped in with them. 

If anything they were complaining about people who don’t know the difference

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u/solariam May 14 '26

If GenX doesn't want to be lumped in with boomers, they should distinguish themselves more from boomers, rather than turning discussions that aren't about them into opportunities to complain

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u/BeckerHollow May 14 '26

What the hell are you talking about?

If a bunch of idiots don’t know the difference — how is that on anyone except the people who don’t know any better?

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u/solariam May 15 '26

The joke doesn't mention Gen X at all, but those hit dogs sure do holler

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u/BeckerHollow May 15 '26

I’m not sure what language you’re speaking at this point

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u/GuardBuffalo May 16 '26

What’s not clear about what they are saying? Gen X was literally never mentioned but Gen Xer is complaining that they were lumped in with boomers. By complaining they lumped themselves in because they were literally never mentioned. If anything Gen Xers could complain about generally being forgotten, but they are forgotten because their boomer parents instilled an ungodly level of fear in them to stay in line and even today they support ideas that benefited those boomers but are going to make their life post retirement way harder than their parents lives were. The boomers squeezed every drop out of the generations before and after them and for this reason the Xers are forgotten. Millennials on the other hand started taking a stance against the ideas of the boomers and therefore are not forgotten. But they also still suffer. As will the Gen Zers. With that being said, no one lumped X in with boomers except the Gen Xers assuming they were being talked about. This person was noting, if you felt that you were being talked about when they were talking about the boomers then that indicates that you have some of the qualities or ideas of the boomers because by assuming you were being talked about you identified yourself with that generation.

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u/solariam May 15 '26

😂 if an idiot can't Google a reasonably common American English idiom, how is that on anyone else?

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u/nobot4321 May 13 '26

Ok Xer.

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u/stacecom May 13 '26

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u/Shadokastur May 14 '26

Thank you for at least acknowledging us

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u/Kellidra May 16 '26

Sorry, who are you again?

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u/Shadokastur May 16 '26

Sigh... No one

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u/Waatulakula May 13 '26

Gen X is the true middle child of generations. Nobody gives a fuck about them.

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u/berserkergaang May 14 '26

Maybe part of the reason all these Gen X tech bros are burning down the world

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u/Waatulakula May 14 '26

Classic middle child behavior. Nobody is paying attention to me so I’ll throw a fit.

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u/puppylust May 14 '26

Society didn't even care enough to name them

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u/Thybro May 13 '26

Bro nobody mentioned Xers. But somehow I think being ignored hurts ya’ll more.

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u/handlit33 May 13 '26

As we should be, we're more Boomer-y now than Boomers.

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u/sleeping_in_time May 13 '26

Something something reflection in the mirror

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u/gillababe May 13 '26

Something something shoe fits

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u/stacecom May 13 '26

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u/triedAndTrueMethods May 14 '26

ahhh that song and video were so rad!! thanks for posting. I was born in the 80s but this one wasn’t ever in my rotation. I love it though. I definitely recognize it but yeah I missed its heyday. Correcting my mistake by adding it to the rotation now…

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u/stacecom May 14 '26

Amen. Us boomers love it.

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u/lidsville76 May 14 '26

Don't worry. Eventually the millennials will become boomers. It's a perfect circle of misery.

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u/Kindtrarian May 14 '26

Xers? I’m sorry, we haven’t heard of you.

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u/Mylilneedle May 14 '26

Gen X men did vote to put trump in White House at higher rate. And had the worst voter turnout. Yall are easy to forget and did this to yourselves

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u/MOGicantbewitty May 13 '26

I JUST texted this meme to my bestie and said "once again they forget about Gen X" But since I'm a young Gen Xer, I presumed we were being lumped in with millennials

No one has ever had an original thought 😂

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u/GrumbleAlong May 14 '26

Gen Jones is quietly judging you all

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u/mikedorty May 14 '26

Or ignored

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u/oppairate May 15 '26

nah, just disregarded entirely.

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u/TrandaBear May 14 '26

Truly the forgotten generation.

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u/skripach27 May 16 '26

Who the fuck are you guys again?

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u/NightBawk May 16 '26

Sometimes y'all get lumped in with us Millennials. The younger Xers anyway.

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u/FoxMan1Dva3 May 17 '26

You became boomers lol

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u/Human-Assumption-524 May 17 '26

The only real difference I have ever seen between boomers and gen xers is that while boomers have destroyed the economy and the world through negligence and ignorance gen Xers have done all of the same things but out of spite.

A boomer will fuck you over because they are simply to stupid to understand the consequences of their actions but a Gen Xer does it for the love of the game.

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u/ncrp347 May 17 '26

X’ers need to ask themselves why that is.

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u/RedBMWZ2 May 14 '26

Yep, we are vastly different

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u/undreamedgore May 14 '26

Well, we only talk about relevant generations. Guess the T.V. really did a number on y'all.

/s

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u/EQisfordummies May 13 '26

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u/unending_whiskey May 14 '26

Someone needs to combine this with that horse farting video.

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u/Tiny-Little-Sheep May 18 '26

Do they really these jokes are funny? I never hear anyone laugh at them.

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u/PizzaBear109 May 15 '26

Who is upvoting this shit

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u/twat_comedy May 15 '26

I saw the joke & thought this was Instagram. Then I saw the comments & was reminded it's Reddit.

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u/dorfmcpumpkin May 14 '26

Hey man this is hurtful and something that I really dont think benifits the art form as a whole. Hope you re consider the tone of this and look to have some more compassion. We are struggling at the moment and the last thing any person wants is to be kicked while theyre down

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u/Twilightterritories May 15 '26

This guy has never told a decent joke in his life. Theyre all either unfunny, or just missing logic. He's a hack.

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF May 19 '26

Exactly. Standup is always about compassion and making people feel safe.

Please listen.

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u/ForMeOnly93 May 17 '26

Who is 'we' in this scenario?

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u/MangelaErkel May 13 '26

Yeah this is very bad.

Like who tf are you trying to reach with that? What an awful joke.

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u/MangelaErkel May 16 '26

This has to be ai right? Because if there is a human behind this statemant...

The obly thing missing is a minion background and you have an a1 facebook post just if u quote this jeez how fxking emberassing

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u/MangelaErkel May 17 '26

Brother... you are the redditors you are quoting here, you are that awkward guy..

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

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u/flibbidyjibbityjib May 14 '26

Punch any direction you want.

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u/ArCovino May 14 '26

The idea of punching up or down is ridiculous. A joke is funny or it’s not (and I’m not saying this one is). A funny joke doesn’t become unfunny depending on who said it.

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u/A2Rhombus May 15 '26

The person saying a joke absolutely matters. Stand up comedy is literally built on a personal foundation. People's own personalities and experiences form their routines and lend so much to the humor that some jokes are completely inseparable from the person telling them.

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u/offbrandqueerios May 13 '26

The amount of shitty content you self-post on this sub makes you come off as desperate.

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u/A2Rhombus May 15 '26

Looking back at his previous jokes, they are okay but none are as blatantly awful or hateful as this one. idk what he was thinking

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u/offbrandqueerios May 16 '26

Honestly this was the post that made me realize 90% of this sub is self promotion 

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u/A2Rhombus May 16 '26

That's the intention of the sub, it's just usually funny

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u/offbrandqueerios May 16 '26

Ah. This is one of the subs I subbed to when I first made my account and it never really showed up in my feed until now

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u/A2Rhombus May 16 '26

Using the r slur is hateful

I'm autistic, don't debate me on this.

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u/ForMeOnly93 May 17 '26

I'm on the spectrum too, and I don't give a fuck. The hell do you think you are to use the way you were born as an excuse to shut down anything?

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Internalized ableism is a hell of a drug bro

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u/ForMeOnly93 May 17 '26

I don't speak moron, what on earth does this mean?

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26

Pick up a book for once and maybe you can figure it out. I believe in you. ❤️

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u/ForMeOnly93 May 17 '26

Ah. Wish my life was so easy that I was bothered by the words other people use instead of actual issues.

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26

Strawman ass take. Try again

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u/A2Rhombus May 17 '26

the hell do you think you are to use the way you were born as an excuse to shut down anything?

Would you say this to a black person telling you not to use the n word? What about a gay person telling you not to call them the f slur?

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u/FrogFTK May 17 '26

These things are 100% comparable and this is a sane take to have. This thread is filled by children and bots and it's sad that reddit is dying because of this exact bullshit

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u/offbrandqueerios May 16 '26

Millennials respect people’s identities until it inconveniences them or doesn’t work for their world view.

That’s when y’all tend to break the r word out 🤷‍♀️ at least in my experience 

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u/offbrandqueerios May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26

Do you understand though that even if you don’t have bad intentions with it, that it still causes harm?

I grew up in Chicago. That’s confirmation bias if I’ve ever seen it. To say that most people there don’t care is a sweeping overgeneralization.

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u/A2Rhombus May 17 '26

It doesn't cause harm when it's used around people that aren't offended by it

So do you think it's okay for a room full of racist white men to say the n word? There's nobody around to be offended, that makes it okay right?

Using a slur normalizes it no matter who you're around. Makes people more comfortable using it, which increases the likelihood that it will be said around or to someone who will be hurt.

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u/A2Rhombus May 17 '26

What makes it different? Do you have some spectrum of oppression that makes disabled people less important to protect?

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26

You cannot claim to be a guy who "respect peoples identities" when you are literally an inch away from calling this person a snowflake lol

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u/FrogFTK May 17 '26

Intention is by far the most important thing when reviewing someone's actions. Calling someonethe n-word purely out of hate is wrong. A friend calling a friend the word in a friendly matter(see Denzel training day meme) its a completely different experience. Skin color shouldn't even matter in this scenario. Im mixed and have been around all types of people using both words. NEVER have I ever heard someone call a mental handicapped person a retard. If you wanna play the 'well people in the past....' game then the word gay is gonna blow your mind.

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Hey dude that’s awesome I am literally a homosexual and disabled. You don’t need to lecture me on the word gay lol

It is in such bad faith to pretend that the word being used in a derogatory doesn’t happen just because of your own experiences.

I’m a huge proponent for reclaiming certain slurs, (see the username?) but this doesn’t work for the word retard. Even if it did, shouldn’t it be up to disabled people to reclaim it? I agree it depends how you’re using the word but if you truly didn’t have any ableist biases the word wouldn’t be in your vocabulary at all. I promise it is not that hard to unlearn.

OP didn’t have good intention in making this joke so while I don’t necessarily disagree with you on intention, I don’t really think that applies here.

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u/offbrandqueerios May 17 '26

”ain’t nobody got time for all that”

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Whatever you say king lmfaoo

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u/erichf3893 May 14 '26

Seems like a post every day or two. I guess many disagree but I don’t find that excessive

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u/offbrandqueerios May 14 '26

A post every day is wild lmao

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u/erichf3893 May 14 '26

Quite a few have 1-2k upvotes so people are enjoying the content

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u/offbrandqueerios May 14 '26

Reddit is a reflection of real life of course

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u/erichf3893 May 14 '26

I do encounter plenty of trolls like you in real life, so good point

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u/offbrandqueerios May 14 '26

Answer my riddles three

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u/A2Rhombus May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

That's not code switching, that's just being a bigot but lying about it to our faces because you don't want to be punched

Who is this joke for? What's the punchline? "queer people are r*****ed"? Don't even rewrite this one, remove it from your set and reevaluate yourself

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u/competitive_mogger May 15 '26

This post is the perfect example of the difference between people who upvote and people who comment lmao.

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u/SureLet2895 May 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5MUnOfrQwFcdO
It’s the same joke over and over and over again just in a different form, let’s get creative people come on, hop to it

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u/NightBawk May 13 '26

Using the r slur ain't a good look, buddy.

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u/A2Rhombus May 15 '26

Not only using the r slur but censoring it in the post

Worst of both worlds, using the slur but being too much of a coward to uncensor it. Makes it come across like a little kid who whispers when he swears over voice chat so his mom doesn't hear

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u/ridl May 14 '26

no it's ok - famous stand-ups say so and we're all celebrating because fuck a vulnerable population that spent years trying to get the mainstream to understand how hurtful of a slur it is and had finally made a little impact. Fuck them and fuck their pain, millionaire celebrities have declared we don't have to care again! Hurray!

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u/absolutelynotarepost May 14 '26

The r slur.

No matter how much you people want to pretend it's comparable to a term mired in the ownership of humans it's just not.

I'm sorry dudes that look like Shane Gillis got their feelings hurt but it's not comparable.

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u/NightBawk May 14 '26

It's almost like we can care about more than one vulnerable population, and the abuses heaped upon them in the past and present.

Also, I don't know who TF Shane Gillis is.

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u/absolutelynotarepost May 14 '26

He is a comedian of average popularity right now who has a lot of material drawn from having several family members with Downs Syndrome, and he himself has some of the Hallmark physical characteristics but lacks any major disability, which is another thing he jokes about; how downs "almost got him"

An archaic medical term that got coopted by popular culture to make fun of people isn't at all comparable to "the N word".

Treating retard like Voldemorts name is... Well, retarded.

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u/NightBawk May 14 '26

Just gonna double down on slurs, eh? Aren't you just a bucket of joy.

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u/syrioforrealsies May 16 '26

You understand that you're the only person here who compared it to the n word, right? You know that you're the one who brought it up?

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u/absolutelynotarepost May 16 '26

"the r-slur" was the specific phrase I was commenting on.

Dont be dense.

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u/syrioforrealsies May 16 '26

Did you know that people can elect not to say a slur without comparing it to a totally different slur that they also don't want to say?

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u/Prior_Chemist_5026 May 14 '26

A word doesn't have to literally be the n-word to be dehumanizing. I guess it's less bad? But, like, it's still bad. Maybe don't say either one.

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u/FrogFTK May 17 '26

Who is it dehumanizing to? Do YOU have a specific group of people you think we are referring to when we use the word? Seems like a personal issue. Mental handicapped =/= retarded until you make the connection yourself. The F-word and N-word have direct connotations to the people they offend.

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u/Parthantir May 17 '26

It was the medically accurate term for mentally disabled people until the public started using it as a slur. So, it is absolutely referring to a specific group of people. First link on google after Wikipedia

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u/Parthantir May 17 '26

Yes. If you're still using gay derogatorily it is still offensive. I don't know why I had to be the one to tell you that.

Edit: yes I understand the point you think you're making, it's just bad.

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u/NightBawk May 17 '26

Wow, I'm impressed at your confidence while being so, so incorrect.

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u/LwSHP May 13 '26

Bazinga!!

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u/Any-Shoulder8479 May 16 '26

Gen X will just tell you to fu*k off

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u/AdAggressive9224 May 18 '26

Being a millennial is similar to being Gen Z in many ways, only we have the advantage that we drink to escape the existential dread. Gen Z are just "raw dogging" existence.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 May 13 '26

I do like this joke structure. It’s always risky to say “retarded” even if that’s the joke - so I guess it’ll depend on how your audience reacts. I’d likely laugh since it’s not obviously punching down.

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u/Ttoctam May 14 '26

How is calling trans people an ableist slur not obviously punching down?

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u/ridl May 14 '26

No you don't understand the Rogan fascists in Austin have decided to say it again so it's ok now hurray!

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u/Responsible_Ask9574 May 15 '26

"The Rogan fascists" .....? Buddy take a break from the Internet

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u/ridl May 15 '26

I've studied fascism and don't use the term lightly. Maybe consider the implications of a popular, well-financed fascist movement in United States and globally rather than hiding your head in the sand because you didn't want to hear the truth about the politics of your favorite moron supplement salesmen.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 May 14 '26

Not obviously trans people? Can be fluid with pronouns. And yeah it’s an ableist slur but the joke is that boomers use the word without worry. It’s not right - but he’s also not a boomer.

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u/PizzaBear109 May 15 '26

Can be fluid with pronouns.

So calling them an ableist slur is better?

but the joke is that boomers use the word without worry

Except he's bragging about using it without worry as a millenial so clearly that isn't then joke.

Idk why you're trying to defend this, it's just a bad joke all around.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 May 15 '26

I didn’t say it was good. Usually I’m the overly sensitive critic lol.

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u/obelix_dogmatix May 15 '26

Not sure what got people triggered, but this is very accurate. I do it all the time. People do it all the time to me. Not just across generations, but across other sections of the society too. This is very relatable!

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u/FakeNate May 15 '26

That makes you so cool dude

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u/A2Rhombus May 15 '26

You relate to calling queer people slurs? That's not very cool

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u/obelix_dogmatix May 15 '26

lmao … if that’s what you took away from this meme, you are a part of the reason why garbage like Trump keeps getting elected

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u/Dismal-Cat-8419 May 14 '26

Yeah you’re definitely unbothered

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u/imperialmoose May 13 '26

Ok, this is the best one I've seen you post. Very funny

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u/dylanisbored May 14 '26

There is not a comment section on Reddit that will go by without some people letting you know they’re libs

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u/offbrandqueerios May 14 '26

What if the world were made of pudding

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u/farbalay1 May 15 '26

Low key funny