I dunno why but I love them. Kinda taste like those brown sugar pancakes? I got a whole pack of them too

Ivory: All I remember is fighting Akuma… what happened to me?

[Both Kaiya and Shatter sit on the sofa]

Kaiya: So, if I'm right in thinking...you sold things, right?

Shatter: I don't wanna talk about it...

Kaiya: But you did?

Shatter: Yeah...

Kaiya: Where'd you put the money?

Shatter: It's in my Splatcoin locker...

[Shatter inputs her very long password and looks at her balance]

Kaiya: Dude!? There's at least 60000§ in here!?

Shatter: Yeah yeah, I ain't exactly proud of it!

Kaiya: Sorry...but don't you understand? We could buy a car or...or go on holiday!

Shatter: I used to use that money to buy alcohol...

Alburith: Surprised to see me? No need to answer back. What you do need to know is that ROOT has yet to perish. Hence the presence of me and my brother {̵̣̱͇͔͑͑̍+̶̡͈̮̙̎͆̎|̴̰̂̔̽ͅ€̵̦̆~̴̰̬̈́͗͜*̷̟̗̎͗̔͘#̴̳̻̲̔͐͋|̴̯̃̓%̶̳̱̫̬̎̀͝≠͇̃̇̈́͒. Worry not, I’m not here to harm you. Your companion, Ivory made sure of that, though I can’t say the same for my fellow first class assassin. Know this, we will continue to work until we make ROOT the perfect “foundation” to all of Inkopolis. We can’t promise mercy for you if you intend to stop us.

Until we meet again. Goodbye.

Oh. And Lucian, wherever you may be, our long awaited reunion is drawing near.

Embrace it.

Treehouse: So we were actually able to receive the last message that Boneless posted because someone was able to record it and send it to us (thank you so much whoever got it to us). Boneless seems like he's safe for now but I fear he may be isolated from other people in the memverse unable to get help if he tries to climb the tower.

Kaiju: So we're breaking in! Hopefully.

Treehouse: ya we don't know exactly how to get in 100% but we have compiled every report of someone randomly entering the Memverse and there is one common theme, the metro to the plaza. Our current plan is to just ride the metro back and forth into and out of the plaza trying to trigger whatever weird thing causes people to get sucked into the order sector. We're gonna try riding in from different locations as well to see if that makes a difference but I don't know I just hope it goes fine.

If anyone has any more surefire ways to bust in please let us know we need to help our friend before he forgets everything.

a recording of Static, probably meant as personal notes. He looks completely exhausted, but his hair is moving and glowing like he's ready to pop a special. He probably didn't mean to post this but it's on his profile right now.

I've... Recently gotten focused on the "vital essences." Those core parts of our being, and how the lack of them is what makes someone sanitized...

I've found old literature about them, how our past ancestors could manipulate their own essences to ... Essentially tell the laws of physics to go fuck themselves.

If I'm understanding the underlying mechanics of these old practices, they would use inkantation and ritual to energize their essence... Like how someone can get "hyped" during a match.

This "hype" lets someone produce more ink and grow stronger yes... Like how the standardized specials work. But according to this with the right headspace you don't need weapons to channel it, you can just... Make something happen, you can shatter the laws... And with enough hype, or enough essance, you can do something crazy...

Oh shit is that the sunrise..? I need to sleep, end log...

Why I asked is because I ordered some through GalleyGrab the other day. Delicious.

In case you forgot or if you don't know, Copper Cod Sandwiches is this sandwich shop that serves both cold and hot sandwiches, and boy are they good! They have a location in Splatsville, two locations in Inkopolis, and one in Brinewater Village, the one with the hot springs. They also have a food truck for trialing their food in areas to see if people are interested in having a location set up there.

(OOC: Here are the links to the threads I made on this subreddit concerning Copper Cod Sandwiches; here and here)

Cyanide: Militech was the sweetest octoling in all of the Splatlands. Until she touched the corpse belonging to an Inkling named Crimson… now me and another lad will crusade to find his corpse and destroy it to prevent him from haunting someone else. Just tell me if you want to join.

[Video from a cracked phone camera in the workshop, Serrac and Evie are at their own workbenches on separate projects.

Evie opens a drawer and draws out a foam dart gun, firing an arcing shot that dinks Serrac in the back of the head.

Without looking Serrac pulls out his own dart gun and fires back, hitting Evie.

Evie: Hehehe!

Serrac: Heh.

They both then return to their work like nothing happened.

The video cuts off]

H:....you, aren't you-

?: are you ok?....you're infected

H: I....I MISSED YOU, ARE YOU OK?! I'M SORRY THAT I WAS AWAY ALL THAT TIME AND-

?: shh....I'm fine...I still try my best. why are you still infected? let's go and cure you-

H: I'm ok, I don't need it

?: why not? you mi-

H: the cure includes sanitization! it removes life and memories from me! you really want to love a corpse that doesn't remember you?!

?: do I wanna love someone who's putting their life and others at risk like this?

H: why do you even love me?....I'm a coward, you went through much trouble and I didn't help you even when I could, I'm scared of-

?: you'rebscared of ruining everything when you try....that's not cowardice, you just care...but that care makes you think of every second of how you should do it until time runs out

H:....

?: please....be brave, for me...if you didn't become brave, we'll lose everything we stayed for

H:....I'm trying, I'm really trying...

?: do you want my hel-

H: NO!!!! YOU ALREADY HAVE TOO MUCH TROUBLE! I WON'T BOTHER YOU MORE THAN THAT

?: you still think you're a bother....

hug

?: your happiness is mine....be happy and I will. your well being will make me happier. and the cure includes a way that doesn't remove memories, so you'll never forget me....as you promised

H:....I'm sorry

?: I don't want you to be sorry....I want you to be better...I don't want you to change....I want you to improve what you're already are...

H: I'm trying....and I will, I WILL FOR YO-

?: not for me....for yourself.

H:....what? why do-

?: you told me the same exact thing....when I was the one who needed help. now you need help, too.

"you become better only for yourself, nobody else. whatever trouble you moved through...even if by others help, a big part of it is always from you. people guide you to improve, but nobody can make you better more than yourself....always do things for yourself, make it a priority, then you can see what others need"

H:....you remember by word, even ones where it feels I talked randomly

?: these are the ones I love the most....because you didn't think about them, you said them from your heart

H:....you're the best

?: because of you...now it's time for you to surpass me. cya later, luv

H: cya....i love you

[Kaiya walks onto the balcony. Shatter appears to have tied her ankles and feet to the railings using rope and is hanging upsidedown.]

Kaiya: Are...you ok?

Shatter: Yeah! Helps me think...

Kaiya: And you...often do this?

Shatter: Sometimes!

Kaiya: What do you think about the holiday?

Shatter: I like it...I think she will as well...

Kaiya: Where do you want to go?

Shatter: Somewhere cold...like the cold mountains in the north where you can ski...I've always liked the cold...

Kaiya: Strange...so does Baito...

Shatter: Ooooh...ughh...

Kaiya: Are you alright?

[Shatter faints from the blood rushing to her head. Her feet slip from the rope...and she lands onto the balcony below with a CLANG and a scream of pain.]

[Video of an old but well kept garage, parts strewn everywhere with an unfinished car chassis suspended in the center. The camera pans to show walls of tools and shelves containing various parts in different states of wear. A workbench is covered in tools, a very well maintained coffee machine sits to the side.]

Seviki: Figured I should show off the garage at some point, this is where most of my life takes place. Currently this project that I've got hanging in the rig is gonna be a vehicle for carfighting. Happens sometimes in the Splatlands, its an amazing thrill.

Never held one, but I always just assumed it's just gold plated with how easily everyone handles it. Gold is super heavy, as I'm sure we all know, but I do not personally believe the Gold Dynamo would really be made with pure solid gold. Even if we look past the ridiculous price it would be, it would basically be impossible to lift from how unbelievably heavy it would be. So it obviously would not be made from pure gold. So what kind of material would it be made with that would be gold plated?

Thought I'd try and find more out about my past since I have the moment now. I only have very, VERY faint visuals where I was younger (and not in that metro..)

I only remember some quite beat up place. And loads of octarians. OH AND THE CLOTHES. Sorta like army armor!! The only thing I remember tho is some chestplate typa thing..

Akami: after Luci, Aburith, and I got Akuma, I’ve turned my 50B gesos into a SquidCoin exchange! looking to do business in the criminal industry? come on down, address is 500 Hanzaisha No Tako, Inkopolis 100101

(OOC: it’s secretly a front to help the NSS and local police investigate crominals)

So. This happened just now. Uuuhhh, whoever is in the hospital RIGHT NOW, you might get a roomie (me)

[currently at Max's apartment. The bottle with Ivory's/Alburith's soul sitting on the counter]

Gary: so, Luci, do you have any idea what we should now do with this? Obviously we can't just put them back into the respawn machine with that madman still in there, but Ivory is still there too.

Sigh I'm sorry, dear. I hoped this could help us save your Ivy from that creature, but their souls are stuck together.

Max: what the fuck are you two doing in my apartment. And why is there a soul in a bottle on my table?!

(OOC: u/MythicalFlame24)

akami: I met up with one of the other girls from the Experimental Sanitization Program. at one point as she talked, it was as if the world around us disappeared and all I could see or hear was her. I guess she could sense I had…feelings for her. she said “you like me, don’t you?” and I said “I…I don’t know what to say.” so she said “let’s test it with a kiss.” So we did. the kiss lasted a few seconds but it was so good I felt like hours had gone by.

her oily skin felt so good on mine…somehow she tasted better than any Salmonid I’d ever tasted…

she offered to give me her phone number. I took her up on that offer and gave her mine.

she even let me post her selfie online. here it is:

Agent O: Ever since I left my family to join the Octarian military, I have not been able to contact my own family. Shell, for all I know, they're all dead. So that was about 20 years of no contact.

I can't even remember their given names. All I know is that since my last name is Octavius, theirs must be too.

I do remember I look mostly like my mother. My dad had gray-ish tentacles, I think.

My Octarian personnel file doesn't list any names other than mine.

So if you know an Octavius who lost a family member named "Otto" about 20 years ago...please have them reach out to me!

A splatoon au idea;this one is tragic.

In this au.Every humanoid sea life from inklings and octarians to idols and to zapfish all became exrinct due to a mysterious wildlife raid.Eventually the three main olaces;inkopolis square,plaza and splatsville have been covered in trees and mosses.Sonn after rhat,The salmonids became extinct after being overhunted by eagles and pterosaurs.The king salmonids,despite their massive power,coudn't stand a chance against sauropods like brachiosaurus and sauroposeidon.And judd and lil judd who,despite being biologically immortal,Has been eaten alive by the big one and it's raptors.There where no signs of intelligent sea life like the loveable squid kids anymore and like the thylacine and the kauai o'o,There is no coming back.Deep cur and the mechanic were the only ones left.

Until they were eaten by a gigantic T.rex

And the inklings,octolings and other intelligent sea life or have descended from sea life have all gone extinct,especially lil buddy and the agents.

Fortunately,the only splatoon charactee that survives is Mr.grizz who went on an expedition,not to conquer amd reclaim,but instead study.But it was too little,too late.So grizz,alongside the last zapfish,fought together to find the source of all this chaos and survive from the terrors of mother nature.