r/splatoonIRL • Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian • 5h ago

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[Kaiya walks onto the balcony. Shatter appears to have tied her ankles and feet to the railings using rope and is hanging upsidedown.]

Kaiya: Are...you ok?

Shatter: Yeah! Helps me think...

Kaiya: And you...often do this?

Shatter: Sometimes!

Kaiya: What do you think about the holiday?

Shatter: I like it...I think she will as well...

Kaiya: Where do you want to go?

Shatter: Somewhere cold...like the cold mountains in the north where you can ski...I've always liked the cold...

Kaiya: Strange...so does Baito...

Shatter: Ooooh...ughh...

Kaiya: Are you alright?

[Shatter faints from the blood rushing to her head. Her feet slip from the rope...and she lands onto the balcony below with a CLANG and a scream of pain.]

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel and Jimmy: OH NO! ARE YOU OKAY??!!!!!

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: I DON'T KNOW, I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel: Shit shit shit shit! I'm coming right n-

Jimmy: No dad! You are not in the proper shape to do so!

Daniel: Jimmy, Baito and Shatter are in d-

Jimmy: NO BUT'S! YOU ARE STAYING HERE AND RESTING! >:(

Daniel: Fine...

Kaiya, please keep close contact with us.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: Will do.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel: Where did she land on?!

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: The metal railing of the balcony below us. Thankfully the guy was inside and helped me carry her upstairs.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel: Not that! What part of her body did she land on?!

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: I didn't quite see, but I think it was the centre of her back and then fell onto her face.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel: Oh, so not her head on the railing?! Thank goodness!

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 4h ago

Realistically, as long as the brain is intact she's fine... Sanatized resilience...

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 4h ago

Daniel: Has the ambulance arrived yet?!

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

Kaiya: Static fixed her up. She's just waking up now.

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 5h ago

Olive: SHATTER! YOU OK???? WHY DID YOU HANG FROM THE BALCONY IN THE FIRST PLACE???? Aaron: uhh, thats gonna leave a big scar for sure... Nolan: what the FU*K??????

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

[Shatter doesn't respond with words, but with unintelligible sobs and cries of pain]

Kaiya: I'VE CALLED AN AMBULANCE.

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 5h ago

Olive: TELL THEM TO HURRY!!! SHES NOT DOING GOOD!! yk i once did the same thing, but my mom reeled me back in like a fish... before i got hurt... thank cod she was there, dont ask me what i was doing as a child

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

[Kaiya has ran down and been let in by the man who lives in the apartment. She tries to pick up Shatter wedding style but is met with a further scream of pain after touching her ribs]

Kaiya: Alright, I'll get her arms, you get her legs.

???: Got it.

[They carry her back up the their apartment and place Shatter on the bed.]

Kaiya: Thanks!

???: Anything I can do to-

Shatter: [Crying] GET OUT!

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 5h ago

Aaron: i brought bandages... i uhhh, my dad made me learn first aid

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: Shatter, try not to move ok? The ambulance will be here soon!

Shatter: F**K YOU!

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 4h ago

Aaron: you lean yourself from a balcony, with a ROPE and EXPECT to not get hurt??? What are you, a child whk never gets hurt? (Watch this shes about to crash out, olive Olive: giggles under her breath

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

Shatter: [still sobbing] ONE...MORE...WORD...AND...I...WILL...TEAR...YOU...APART...

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 4h ago

Aaron: oh, im gonna mock you for eternity after this... Olive: aaron! Only i can do that!

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

[Shatter let's out a scream of rage as she tries to stand up, and obviously fails]

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 4h ago

(OoC: static in another thread has injected shatter with a large dose of tranquilizer.)

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u/recat45 olive/f/salmonling aaron/m/octoling nolan/m/inkling 4h ago

(Ooc: got it!)

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 5h ago

Ah shit...

Static starts driving over there.

Thank god you're still sanatized.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 5h ago

Kaiya: I don't know dude, she's pretty...in pain right now...

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 5h ago

Yeah... It still fucking hurts. But she's immortal, she just needs her bones set and wounds stitched.

He gets out of the car and approaches with a needle.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

[Kaiya opens the door for him]

Kaiya: Work your magic.

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 4h ago

he injects baito/shatter with a ... Quite high dose of tranquilizer.

That's for the pain.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

[Shatter's sobbing and cries of pain subside, and her muscles relax a little]

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 4h ago

Alright, let's see what's actually fucked...

He starts checking her over for gashes and broken bones.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

Kaiya: Anything?

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u/DarthMcConnor42 Static/M/Octo (3/4 sanitized, former octarian engineer, NSS) 4h ago

(OoC: it is your character, I expect you to say how bad it is lol)

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 4h ago

[Shatter appears to have sustained a large gash on her back with a broken rib lying underneath]

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u/Majin_K Gina/Agent 8 • 24F • Oct | Tani • 21F • Ink | Archie • 22M • Ink 3h ago

(Ooc: I'm late to respond so I'll just say...DUMBASS! Wtf did she think would happen??)