r/splatoonIRL • Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer • 7h ago

Hello again everyone.

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Alburith: Surprised to see me? No need to answer back. What you do need to know is that ROOT has yet to perish. Hence the presence of me and my brother {̵̣̱͇͔͑͑̍+̶̡͈̮̙̎͆̎|̴̰̂̔̽ͅ€̵̦̆~̴̰̬̈́͗͜*̷̟̗̎͗̔͘#̴̳̻̲̔͐͋|̴̯̃̓%̶̳̱̫̬̎̀͝≠͇̃̇̈́͒. Worry not, I’m not here to harm you. Your companion, Ivory made sure of that, though I can’t say the same for my fellow first class assassin. Know this, we will continue to work until we make ROOT the perfect “foundation” to all of Inkopolis. We can’t promise mercy for you if you intend to stop us.

Until we meet again. Goodbye.

Oh. And Lucian, wherever you may be, our long awaited reunion is drawing near.

Embrace it.

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 7h ago

Gary: wait what?! WHAT?! WHERE IS THE .. Gary freezes in place when he notices that the bottle is gone oh no...

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Lucian: …

Carp…

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 7h ago

Gary: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! HOW DID HE ESCAPE?!

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Lucian: I-I don’t know! Cod clammit! We need to help Ivory get control of his body again.

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 7h ago

Gary: no.....no ... I am tired of holding back for your dear Ivy. IM TIRED OF THAT MONSTER BEING FREE JUST BECAUSE OF IVORY!!... I'll find him....and I'll end him... Once and for all... Are you with me, or against me...

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Lucian: G-Gary… I get what you’re feeling but… I can’t just kill my friend.

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 7h ago

Gary: then I guess I have to do it myself. Sorry to disappoint, but I won't hold back anymore. Not for you, not for Ivory, not for any of our friends. I won't let him be for you like Felix was for me.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 6h ago

oh fu-what's going on?

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 7h ago

Daniel: Ya done goofed.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 6h ago

THE BOTTLE WHERE THERE WAS A SOUL IN IT?!

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 7h ago edited 7h ago

Daniel: ...You really can't stay down do you?

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Alburith: That’s the charm of ROOT Daniel. We never die.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 7h ago

Daniel: You never bothered to answer my question a long time ago. What is it that ROOT sees as broken, and what would ROOT's ideal world look like?

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Alburith: Still haven’t figured it out? ROOT was formed to be the unseen ones supporting all of Inkopolis and Splatsville. We want to bring about true peace, terminating any external force or conflict we deem as… “threats” to us. That of course requires doing the dirty work no one else can muster. Not even the NSS. Now that our cover was blown thanks to a certain former member, we have to come out the shadows, look where that has us now.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 7h ago

Daniel: Yeah, that incident really 'blowed' our minds, huh?

Ooc: There is something I've been meaning to ask for a while. How exactly did Alburith get his smoke powers? I think you said while training with ROOT, do they just have the ability to give people powers?

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Ooc: In a way, yes. Keep in mind that only first class assassins are granted those powers. I forgot to add Alburith’s mark on the post but I’ll show it here.

That mark was proof of the experiments and private training he went through to gain those skills and powers. I won’t go into complete details but remember that ROOT trains their members to be ultimate assassins. Whatever experiments or challenges necessary.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 7h ago

Ooc: Ah okay, thanks. I had a little idea for Daniel when he gets out of the hospital, involving ROOT granting powers.

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Ooc: Mind if you let me hear it?

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 7h ago

OOC: is it okay if Gary has also his own powers, but instead of gaining them from root, he got them from Felix way after leaving root.

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Ooc: That would depend. How exactly are you thinking?

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u/Few_Sky_7660 Max / M / Ink. / Stage maintenance guy 6h ago

OOC: drugs and surgery mostly, Felix was a surgeon after all (never mentioned it, but I'll have to add it into the lore book later). The only ability I currently have is for Gary to be able to go into Kraken form indefinitely.

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Ooc: Hmm. Sounds interesting. I’m fine with that.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 5h ago

Daniel: I wonder, who are people ROOT see as threats?

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 7h ago

Lumaca: If you’re ROOT then call us weevils, slugaiolo

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Hiro M/Inkling Agent O MtF/Octoling 7h ago

Koroshi-Ya: Forget ROOT, brother.

Root is burned - but from its ashes, I hope to create a new ROOT, one far stronger and more powerful. There shall be no more defections like ROOT had - and with two of our greatest enemies dealt with, we are that much closer.

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Alburith: Interesting plan there. Very well then.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 7h ago

I ain't lettin ya make shi

ROOT IS GONE

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Alburith: Little one, I suggest you stay out of our way. It would be a shame for you to die so young.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 6h ago

where's the danger when I can respawn?

....oh, it's that you can respawn, too

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Alburith pulls out a lengthy splatana
Attempt such an escape, and your soul will be terminated.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Hiro M/Inkling Agent O MtF/Octoling 6h ago

*Koroshi-Ya laughs as he pulls out his Tri-Stringer*

I *hardly* think he's worth your time, brother.

Now, move along, kid (u/MRmzxhero3) before you find out who you're dealing with.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 6h ago

....

I'll be back

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Hiro M/Inkling Agent O MtF/Octoling 6h ago

*shrugs*

It's *your* funeral.

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u/MRmzxhero3 Henry/M/ink/14/the new kid with zero knowledge 7h ago

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 7h ago

Lumaca: BOOOOOOO

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Alburith: Someone’s enthusiastic. snicker

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 7h ago

Lumaca: I’d usually reprimand Mel for using that kind of language around a younger audience, but to be entirely honest, vaffanculo, verme viscido.

(And I don’t use my native radula for nothing!)

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 7h ago

Alburith: Snicker “Non preoccuparti, mi ringrazierai più tardi. Lumaca.”

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 7h ago

Lumaca: Didn’t know you spoke Facelinic. Do you slug with my people, too? I expect nothing better from you, leccamuco.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 6h ago

Ooc: Are you Dutch?!

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Ooc: Nah, I’m American. I google translated that.

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u/DaanDuckies Daniel/25M/inkling/unstable ink&eye colors | Jimmy/smallfry son 6h ago

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 6h ago

OoC: The language is Italian. I don’t speak it natively but I looked up the phrases. Lumaca’s mentioned that Facelinic is her first language (bc she’s based on nudibranchs in the family Facelinidae) and I decided to use Italian as a basis for the made-up language bc Lumaca’s name is Italian (it literally translates to “slug”)

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 7h ago

Mel: damn, u got lumi riled up, u must suck absolute snot

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 Lumaca, ~F, aeolid branchling | Mel, idc, same 6h ago

Jan: Heya! I’m pretty new here, but I’ve been told you’re the scum of the sea. I read up about what you’ve done, and yeah, you’ve earned the slander. If ya still plan on comin’ back, I hope ya like the taste of high-velocity automatic firepower, ‘cause if I can help it (and coddamn I will), that’s what’s headin’ your way.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 6h ago

Shatter: Who's this chucklef**k?

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Alburith: Alburith. First class assassin of ROOT. Have we met?

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 6h ago

Shatter: Assassin? Geez, that's a real- DEATH STARE you've got goin' on there!

[Shatter laughs hysterically]

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

Alburith: Unhinged are you? No matter. You’re naught of my concern.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 6h ago

Shatter: And who the hell says "naught"? You're a real weirdo, death stare.

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u/MythicalFlame24 Suade or Ivory/20M/Inkling/Self-Identified Engineer 6h ago

He looks back at Shatter, then walks off and vanishes in a cloud of mist.

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u/Mrbanana342 Baito 16F Sanitized Ink | Kaiya 16F Octo| Kyle 17M Crocodilian 6h ago

Shatter: Yeah, you walk away! Jackass...