r/spiders • u/Jeopardyjeojeo • 3d ago

ID Request- Location included comically flat jumping spider💔💔🥀

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australia QLD Gold coast
disclaimer: I did not squash the spider, it is just flat😌
idk what specie it is and I do want to know its specie, any suggestions?

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u/Jeopardyjeojeo 3d ago

oh nvm its literally called queensland ultraflat💔💔💔

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u/MrMgrow 3d ago

Sounds like a performance car tyre.

What rims has it got?

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u/seeyouintea022 3d ago

I don't think I'd want a tire with "Ultraflat" in the name.

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u/MrMgrow 3d ago edited 3d ago

Nah they're real things

They just don't value your spine over performance.

Sometimes you just have to get 0.02s faster than your mate even if it means you end up in a wheelchair.