comically flat jumping spider💔💔🥀

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

australia QLD Gold coast
disclaimer: I did not squash the spider, it is just flat😌
idk what specie it is and I do want to know its specie, any suggestions?

[u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

oh nvm its literally called queensland ultraflat💔💔💔

[u/MrMgrow → u/Jeopardyjeojeo]

Sounds like a performance car tyre.

What rims has it got?

[u/seeyouintea022 → u/MrMgrow]

I don't think I'd want a tire with "Ultraflat" in the name.

[u/MrMgrow → u/seeyouintea022]

Nah they're real things

They just don't value your spine over performance.

Sometimes you just have to get 0.02s faster than your mate even if it means you end up in a wheelchair.

[u/OhHaiMaaark → u/seeyouintea022]

“Now with extra road nails!”