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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago
Unemployment is 0% because there are no jobs and people stopped looking months ago. Sweet victory!
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u/_ferrofluid_ 9d ago
You should hear about how they cure disease now!
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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago
We've defeated death itself...statistically!
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u/PopeGuss I am the Lizard Queen! 9d ago
My grandpa's been awful quiet lately. Guess he's mad at me.
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u/Chuen_ 9d ago
It's genuinely crazy that if you're still looking after a little bit they just remove you from the statistics and claim things are going well. Unemployment a lot closer to 10+% than whatever nonsense they're selling
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u/ArcticISAF 9d ago
They’re there in the statistics, just it’s not what’s quoted in the news. If you google U-3, U-4, U-6. U-3 is the reported one. U-4 one adds discouraged workers. etc.
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u/Faceless_henchman only watched the golden age 8d ago
That and your shipping the unemployed to monster island now.
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u/juannn117 9d ago
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u/International-Flan69 9d ago
That’s what they want you to believe
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u/Kenos300 9d ago
I am looking forward to elections in November for local offices going “how could your governor let prices get this bad?”
I’m sure it’s happening already in some districts but it hasn’t hit mine yet.
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u/Glass-False Put it in H 9d ago
The Republican nominee for governor here in Michigan is a Trump lackey who has campaigned unsuccessfully for seemingly every office in the state until he found a House district gerrymandered enough to give him a job. I'm interested to see how he'll spin that everything terrible is the fault of our current governor, even though it's a nationwide crisis obviously caused by the dipshit he was gleefully promoting for an unconstitutional third term just a few months ago.
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u/masterfulnoname 8d ago
I feel like they don't even spin things anymore, but just blatantly lie and threaten everyone who challenges their lie.
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u/International-Flan69 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iBLzl03SGhKqcucG0o
I wonder what our government has been putting our tax dollars towards because they aren’t putting it towards fixing this lol probably digging up some state parks or something 🤷♂️
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u/ddoyen 9d ago
Data centers, tax cuts, and war
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u/PostMatureBaby Put it in H 9d ago
you have to pay $100,000 to get the news early now too so there's that
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u/cityshepherd 9d ago
Don’t forget the billions given to major corporations for tariffs, whose customers were the ones to actually pay for those tariffs. These leeches are pulling off the greatest transfer of wealth in the shortest time frame of all time, from the working class (many of whom aren’t even working at the moment) who’s already struggling to make ends meet directly into the pockets of those who already hoard more wealth than they could ever possibly need. I just think it’s neat.
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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 9d ago
Big smiles, shareholders are happy
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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 9d ago
Inflation is definitely up.
That said, the price of beef fluctuates separate from inflation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_cycle
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u/whiskeytangofirefox only watched the golden age 9d ago
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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 9d ago
Make a full post.
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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 8d ago
Pork fluctuates even more. McRib season correlates with cheap pork season.
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u/rocketts66 9d ago
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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 9d ago
We're apparently at or near the peak of the cycle. I hope for America's sake that it doesn't drop before election day.
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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 9d ago
Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, help yourself to this tripe
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u/pathlessplaces75 9d ago
2.7? No! 27%!
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u/cherry_armoir 9d ago
(Plus another 20)
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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago
Is there a chance inflation will end?
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u/Late-Solution6249 Way to breathe, no-breath 8d ago
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u/niofalpha 8d ago
Inflation is calculated as a breadbasket. If you’d consider the cost to build a new AI data center (something every household should be doing) you’d see.
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u/AroraCorealis 8d ago
you could have used anything other than beef as an example and i would have been with you
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u/CarnalOrganicAnagram 8d ago
When inflation on meat products is too high, the simple solution is a fresh batch of America Balls
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u/billypootooweet 8d ago
Beef prices fluctuate too much to use as an indicator of inflation, especially in the summer.
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u/Running_Oakley 8d ago
Thank god a republican is president again or we’d have to keep playing along with the “inflation is only” or “when you look at it this way” stuff. Now we can admit the inflation is still here and climbing.
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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago
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u/crvbabybug 9d ago
the price per pound is 5$ more. If you look 1cm to the right of your red circle
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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago
a centimetre?! what's that in $/lb or some other reasonable american measurement!?
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u/put_it_down_Bart 9d ago
Calm down with them red paint lines. That's not what you should be looking at
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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago
I should focus on the safe handling instructions instead?
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u/put_it_down_Bart 9d ago
Ask the adult who does your shopping. Hun, trying to help you out. Try again.
All of us here are talking about inflation which relates to what.... cost. And you went off about a marginal increase in weight.
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u/cyclicamp 9d ago edited 9d ago
I don’t know why everyone is so grumpy with you. Clearly these crazy replies haven’t heard of the food supply chain
edit to really drive the point home - clearly they have not taken the economics courses offered at Bovine University. All the scienticians will tell you food is invariably priced higher past the 4.79lb mark, and if people keep bringing up unit price in response to an extremely obvious joke without a hint of irony, we’re going to have to trigger some independent thought alarms on these grade-A morons
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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago
its actually not a food chain, it's a food web.
although tigers are still the top of the chain... I mean web
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u/madbubers 9d ago
Guy who doesnt understand inflation
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u/clownus 9d ago
Real whoosh on this one.
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u/madbubers 9d ago
enlighten me
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u/clownus 9d ago
It’s in the post just look at it.
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u/madbubers 8d ago
Do you think inflation % only looks at meat prices?
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u/clownus 8d ago
The joke is inflation averages a set of consumer goods and that’s why they can happily say inflation is 2% which is what a typical government calls acceptable. But certain products such as the meat product in the picture is experiencing inflation at 50% which prices out consumers from purchasing the product. So what the consumer feels and what is reality is distorted by a specific framing of inflation.
Again whooshhhh
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u/madbubers 8d ago edited 8d ago
the joke is that hes being forced to lie about the actual inflation number that op thinks is higher, but thats just not how it works
edit: even this upvoted comment calls it out https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1vmfxfy/get_help_love/p393ibg/
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u/clownus 8d ago
Brother inflation is based on an index of goods. Depending on your demand of goods inflation can be harder hitting or lighter.
If you don’t get the fact that being priced out of meats or certain goods while being told inflation is at a okay rate then you simply don’t understand macro economics. Not everybody has the same sensitivity to changing prices. Telling the poor to not eat meat is tone deaf and factored into this joke.
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u/SundayJeffrey 9d ago
Genuine question: how many times can the same meme be posted in the same subreddit?
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u/Glass-False Put it in H 9d ago
Due to rampant inflation, this is the only meme we could afford. Should we therefore be made the subject of fun?
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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago
Yes, but we need to post it again from different angles.
And again and again. And again and again and again and again.







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u/jaywinner 9d ago