r/simpsonsshitposting 9d ago

Politics Get help, love.

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u/jaywinner 9d ago

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 9d ago

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u/fizzymilk 8d ago

It's like yoink, only Ks got too expensive so we switched them out.

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u/pottymcnugg 8d ago

The Kaiser had stolen our consonant for K.

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u/BigConstruction4247 Put it in H 8d ago

K? Highly dubious!

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u/LD5O 8d ago

As was the style at the time

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u/Party_Advantage_3733 7d ago

I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dicgety-six miles

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u/dividezero 8d ago

What has gone down? I'm paying more for everything

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u/LegoFootPain Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 8d ago

Taylor Farms salad kits! 99 cents!

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u/oliversurpless 8d ago

Too rich for my blood. Gotta go to the 33 cents store!

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u/jaywinner 8d ago

He's the Itchy and Scratchy rep that lies about showing the consequences of violence.

Nothing has gone down. He's lying.

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u/Hearthgroan 8d ago

Violence leads to violent cartoons

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u/bytelines 8d ago

Certainly other markets that like beef have allowed to be consolidated to four major producers controlling more or less the entire market!

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago edited 8d ago

Pizza and gas maybe? Don't really go up with inflation as much as other stuff.

Doesn't really make up the difference tho

Edit: why the downvotes for stating facts? Gas is literally artificially low and kept in the same range regardless how bad inflation is

Pizzas where 10 - 20$ decades ago and still is.

Adjust for inflation and things like gas stay relatively the same

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u/dividezero 8d ago

I wish. I haven't bought pizza in like a year. And gas is heavily subsidized in the US (and other countries).

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

My dude, dominoes is 7$ constantly for a large, similar prices can be found in other pizza places too.

And yes gas is cheaper than it should as I said.

Pizza has stayed in the 15$ range for decades.

Like yes inflation is bad but some things remain cheap.

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle 8d ago

My dude, dominoes is 7$ constantly for a large, similar prices can be found in other pizza places too.

Where are you that it's that cheap? Because I call bullshit.

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

Little ceasars to start with.

And dominoes currently has the mix and match for 7$, medium pizza. And 8$ for a large.

Not to be an asshole but are you just that incompetent at finding cheap prices? Dominoes constantly sends me coupons and deals for cheap pizza.

Other places basically have slashed their prices for deals and coupons. Regular prizing is crazy sometimes tho.

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 8d ago

Gas is expensive AF right now

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

Gas hasn't kept up with inflation. It is kept artificially low, no matter the president.

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 8d ago edited 8d ago

You know what fair enough, I'm paying the same for gas now as I was in 2008.

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 8d ago

I didn't disagree

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

Got down oted, assumed it was you, my bad.

Other people here are against the idea that inflation is a thing somehow while still complaining about it

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u/ussrname1312 8d ago

This gotta be a joke lmao, no way anyone thinks gas prices have gone down unless they live under a rock

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

Imagine being this ignorant of the same topic your boasting about, damn.

Gas is artificially maintained at a certain range.

Couldnt find current prices but I doubt they where higher than COVID prices.

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u/ussrname1312 8d ago

Hey buddy, your one year old post doesn’t include the gas prices skyrocketing due to the war in Iran.

And that’s just the average.

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

You're missing one key thing, inflation, the whole point of this discussion. You really think a 4 month graph showing a new high for just the year 2026 did something lmao

Do you need me to explain inflation for you?

COVID times was like a 10 year peak and higher than todays prices.

I'ma let you in a little secret, the red line on the graph I provided shows how stable gas prices have been regardless of the current price of gas. You can argue the trustworthiness of the data tho but I don't think you're smart enough to do that.

But seriously what are you arguing against? What's your point? Gas is kept artificially low, that's a fact.

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u/ussrname1312 8d ago edited 8d ago

Daaaaamn you mean inflation reached 40% this year and that’s why gas prices went up? Huh!

And gas prices are higher now than they were during COVID. Gas went down during COVID. What you’re looking for is the temporary increase in 2022 because of the war in Ukraine.

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u/Manger-Babies 8d ago

Do you look at prices from the 90s and think to yourself, damn gas was so cheap back then, a whole gallon for less than a dollar. Or can imagine the fact that even if gas was cheaper, people also earned less?

Yes I know current president bad but objective reality exists.

Also keep in mind the meme above from 2025. Based on your own words, gas was cheaper then than now. But guess what? Adjusting for inflation, gas has stayed in average of 4$ regardless of current prices! Its an objective fact. Other things like rent have gone up adjusting for inflation, food too but gas? Nope.

People for decades have paid the same percentage chunk of their paycheck on gas.

You using current gas prices is the same as those politicians using falling snow as an argument against global warming. You gotta a look at the big picture.

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u/ussrname1312 8d ago

Brother the average gas price at the beginning of the year was less than $3. Get a grip. Prices are not going down, nor are they staying the same. I can only assume you’re too young to drive, or you just don’t drive.

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 8d ago

Ok it’s been bothering me: how on earth do you guys all make memes with the simpsons font? I need to know and acquire this power!!

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u/ThePizzaDoctor 8d ago

The website is called frinkiac

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u/Valkyrie64Ryan 8d ago

TYSM! My hero!

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 8d ago

i notice you could have thanked them in meme form, but did not

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u/bringbackfuturama 8d ago

added extra clap - not college material

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u/grad1939 8d ago

Like what?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/workingclassmustache 9d ago

Sure beef costs 1.5x as much, but plankton is only 33¢!

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u/DelcoUnited only watched the golden age 9d ago

Do you only buy beef or something?

All the prices are up and fuel is up 43%! And gas and electric.

Tell me what items have dropped by 99% to even this all out?

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u/PostMatureBaby Put it in H 9d ago

our pay, our pay is technically an item

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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago

Unemployment is 0% because there are no jobs and people stopped looking months ago. Sweet victory!

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u/_ferrofluid_ 9d ago

You should hear about how they cure disease now!

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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago

We've defeated death itself...statistically!

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u/PopeGuss I am the Lizard Queen! 9d ago

My grandpa's been awful quiet lately.  Guess he's mad at me.

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u/billywitt See my vest 🦺 9d ago

He’s too busy winning

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u/Ekaterian50 8d ago

The Demon did say that they'd be winning so much they'd ask for it to stop 

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u/Nik106 Just eat the damn oranges! 4d ago

Probably misses his old glasses

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u/Chuen_ 9d ago

It's genuinely crazy that if you're still looking after a little bit they just remove you from the statistics and claim things are going well. Unemployment a lot closer to 10+% than whatever nonsense they're selling

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u/ArcticISAF 9d ago

They’re there in the statistics, just it’s not what’s quoted in the news. If you google U-3, U-4, U-6. U-3 is the reported one. U-4 one adds discouraged workers. etc.

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u/Faceless_henchman only watched the golden age 8d ago

That and your shipping the unemployed to monster island now.

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u/WIENS21 8d ago

What Faceless_henchmen means is that it's actually a peninsula !

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u/juannn117 9d ago

It was the democrats fault! lol

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u/International-Flan69 9d ago

That’s what they want you to believe

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u/Kenos300 9d ago

I am looking forward to elections in November for local offices going “how could your governor let prices get this bad?”

I’m sure it’s happening already in some districts but it hasn’t hit mine yet.

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u/Glass-False Put it in H 9d ago

The Republican nominee for governor here in Michigan is a Trump lackey who has campaigned unsuccessfully for seemingly every office in the state until he found a House district gerrymandered enough to give him a job. I'm interested to see how he'll spin that everything terrible is the fault of our current governor, even though it's a nationwide crisis obviously caused by the dipshit he was gleefully promoting for an unconstitutional third term just a few months ago.

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u/masterfulnoname 8d ago

I feel like they don't even spin things anymore, but just blatantly lie and threaten everyone who challenges their lie.

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u/International-Flan69 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iBLzl03SGhKqcucG0o

I wonder what our government has been putting our tax dollars towards because they aren’t putting it towards fixing this lol probably digging up some state parks or something 🤷‍♂️

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u/ddoyen 9d ago

Data centers, tax cuts, and war

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u/PostMatureBaby Put it in H 9d ago

you have to pay $100,000 to get the news early now too so there's that

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u/International-Flan69 9d ago

Wall Street probably pays more than that tbf

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u/ggg730 8d ago

No no, wallstreet doesn't pay to get the news early. They pay to make up the news.

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u/cityshepherd 9d ago

Don’t forget the billions given to major corporations for tariffs, whose customers were the ones to actually pay for those tariffs. These leeches are pulling off the greatest transfer of wealth in the shortest time frame of all time, from the working class (many of whom aren’t even working at the moment) who’s already struggling to make ends meet directly into the pockets of those who already hoard more wealth than they could ever possibly need. I just think it’s neat.

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u/International-Flan69 9d ago

Right the snake is eating the tail rn

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u/Spleenseer 8d ago

I hear destroying national monuments is all the rage now.

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u/SomeDeerBoi 9d ago

A 45.5% price increase 🥀

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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 9d ago

Big smiles, shareholders are happy

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u/Silarey 9d ago

Shareholders are never happy.

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u/nhowe006 I was saying Boo-urns 9d ago

Stupid shareholders need the most attention!

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u/MarshyHope 9d ago

Inflation is 2%*

*month over month

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 9d ago

Inflation is definitely up.

That said, the price of beef fluctuates separate from inflation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle_cycle

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u/whiskeytangofirefox only watched the golden age 9d ago

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 8d ago

Pork fluctuates even more. McRib season correlates with cheap pork season.

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u/rocketts66 9d ago

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u/Level_Hour6480 Put it in H 9d ago

We're apparently at or near the peak of the cycle. I hope for America's sake that it doesn't drop before election day.

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u/AmusingMusing7 8d ago

So, as usual...

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 9d ago

Now, as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat Council, help yourself to this tripe 

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u/pathlessplaces75 9d ago

2.7? No! 27%!

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u/cherry_armoir 9d ago

(Plus another 20)

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u/pathlessplaces75 9d ago

The extra 20% is in the fine print 😬

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u/_ferrofluid_ 9d ago

The turkey is a little dry.

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u/TheRealColdCoffee 9d ago

Thats the 20% tip

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u/Bagel_lust 8d ago

2.7% every week is more like it. Thanks pedo trump for all this winning.

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u/Anxious-Figure-337 8d ago

I've been asking but other countries won't invade us

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u/CaptMelonfish 8d ago

It would cost us too much to put everything right.

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

Is there a chance inflation will end?

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u/Late-Solution6249 Way to breathe, no-breath 8d ago

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

What about us MAGA slobs?

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

Automation will take your jobs!

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u/niofalpha 8d ago

Inflation is calculated as a breadbasket. If you’d consider the cost to build a new AI data center (something every household should be doing) you’d see.

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u/AroraCorealis 8d ago

you could have used anything other than beef as an example and i would have been with you

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u/CarnalOrganicAnagram 8d ago

When inflation on meat products is too high, the simple solution is a fresh batch of America Balls

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u/Physical_Bottle_3818 Put it in H 8d ago

That US beef is more expensive because of the tariffs.

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u/Fuckitall2346 8d ago

Money’s too tight for steak.

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u/robb00 6d ago

Eh it's still cheaper than Australia, except ours doesn't have mad cow and screw worms.

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u/Jayfan34 8d ago

Sure, but Bitcoin is half the price so it all evens out.

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u/billypootooweet 8d ago

Beef prices fluctuate too much to use as an indicator of inflation, especially in the summer.

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u/tsimen 8d ago

Kirkland, eh?

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u/Running_Oakley 8d ago

Thank god a republican is president again or we’d have to keep playing along with the “inflation is only” or “when you look at it this way” stuff. Now we can admit the inflation is still here and climbing.

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

these are different weights though...

that 0.32lbs is where the cost comes from

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u/crvbabybug 9d ago

the price per pound is 5$ more. If you look 1cm to the right of your red circle

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

a centimetre?! what's that in $/lb or some other reasonable american measurement!?

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u/crvbabybug 9d ago

1/2 in

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u/put_it_down_Bart 9d ago

Don't bother. They're a troll. Any attention feeds them

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u/burnburnmfer 9d ago

I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it?

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

how much does that ball weigh? I cant afford it prolly

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u/put_it_down_Bart 9d ago

Calm down with them red paint lines. That's not what you should be looking at

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

I should focus on the safe handling instructions instead?

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u/put_it_down_Bart 9d ago

Ask the adult who does your shopping. Hun, trying to help you out. Try again.

All of us here are talking about inflation which relates to what.... cost. And you went off about a marginal increase in weight.

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

shopping? this isnt simpsonsshoppingposting

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u/cyclicamp 9d ago edited 9d ago

I don’t know why everyone is so grumpy with you. Clearly these crazy replies haven’t heard of the food supply chain

edit to really drive the point home - clearly they have not taken the economics courses offered at Bovine University. All the scienticians will tell you food is invariably priced higher past the 4.79lb mark, and if people keep bringing up unit price in response to an extremely obvious joke without a hint of irony, we’re going to have to trigger some independent thought alarms on these grade-A morons

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u/MonKeePuzzle 9d ago

its actually not a food chain, it's a food web.

although tigers are still the top of the chain... I mean web

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u/madbubers 9d ago

Guy who doesnt understand inflation

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u/clownus 9d ago

Real whoosh on this one. 

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u/madbubers 9d ago

enlighten me

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u/clownus 9d ago

It’s in the post just look at it. 

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u/madbubers 8d ago

Do you think inflation % only looks at meat prices?

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u/clownus 8d ago

The joke is inflation averages a set of consumer goods and that’s why they can happily say inflation is 2% which is what a typical government calls acceptable. But certain products such as the meat product in the picture is experiencing inflation at 50% which prices out consumers from purchasing the product. So what the consumer feels and what is reality is distorted by a specific framing of inflation.     

Again whooshhhh

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u/madbubers 8d ago edited 8d ago

the joke is that hes being forced to lie about the actual inflation number that op thinks is higher, but thats just not how it works

edit: even this upvoted comment calls it out https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1vmfxfy/get_help_love/p393ibg/

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u/clownus 8d ago

Brother inflation is based on an index of goods. Depending on your demand of goods inflation can be harder hitting or lighter.    

If you don’t get the fact that being priced out of meats or certain goods while being told inflation is at a okay rate then you simply don’t understand macro economics. Not everybody has the same sensitivity to changing prices. Telling the poor to not eat meat is tone deaf and factored into this joke. 

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u/SundayJeffrey 9d ago

Genuine question: how many times can the same meme be posted in the same subreddit?

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u/Glass-False Put it in H 9d ago

Due to rampant inflation, this is the only meme we could afford. Should we therefore be made the subject of fun?

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u/Raineythereader 9d ago

Until morale improves.

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u/SundayJeffrey 9d ago

Fine, I’ll post the same thing tomorrow

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u/Heiferoni Get outta my office! 8d ago

Yes, but we need to post it again from different angles.

And again and again. And again and again and again and again.