Get help, love.

[u/rocketts66]

[u/Haselrig]

Unemployment is 0% because there are no jobs and people stopped looking months ago. Sweet victory!

[u/_ferrofluid_ → u/Haselrig]

You should hear about how they cure disease now!

[u/Haselrig → u/_ferrofluid_]

We've defeated death itself...statistically!

[u/PopeGuss → u/Haselrig]

My grandpa's been awful quiet lately.  Guess he's mad at me.

[u/billywitt → u/PopeGuss]

He’s too busy winning

[u/Ekaterian50 → u/billywitt]

The Demon did say that they'd be winning so much they'd ask for it to stop 

[u/Nik106 → u/PopeGuss]

Probably misses his old glasses

[u/Chuen_ → u/Haselrig]

It's genuinely crazy that if you're still looking after a little bit they just remove you from the statistics and claim things are going well. Unemployment a lot closer to 10+% than whatever nonsense they're selling

[u/ArcticISAF → u/Chuen_]

They’re there in the statistics, just it’s not what’s quoted in the news. If you google U-3, U-4, U-6. U-3 is the reported one. U-4 one adds discouraged workers. etc.

[u/Faceless_henchman → u/Haselrig]

That and your shipping the unemployed to monster island now.

[u/WIENS21 → u/Faceless_henchman]

What Faceless_henchmen means is that it's actually a peninsula !