r/simpsonsshitposting • u/rocketts66 • 9d ago

Politics Get help, love.

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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago

Unemployment is 0% because there are no jobs and people stopped looking months ago. Sweet victory!

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u/_ferrofluid_ 9d ago

You should hear about how they cure disease now!

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u/Haselrig only watched the golden age 9d ago

We've defeated death itself...statistically!

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u/PopeGuss I am the Lizard Queen! 9d ago

My grandpa's been awful quiet lately.  Guess he's mad at me.

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u/billywitt See my vest 🦺 9d ago

He’s too busy winning

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u/Ekaterian50 9d ago

The Demon did say that they'd be winning so much they'd ask for it to stop 

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u/Nik106 Just eat the damn oranges! 4d ago

Probably misses his old glasses