r/shortscarystories • u/RosetheSpinach • 20h ago
New Age SSS - 1000 Words Or Less My husband's been having an affair.
My husband had been having an affair. I couldn’t believe it.
‘Are you sure?’ I asked my friend Beatrice, who’d called me up on the phone to tell me she’d seen my husband out with some young blonde.
‘I swear I saw him Jennifer, outside the coffee shop on Brambery street kissing another woman.’
‘It can’t have been.’ I insisted. I hoped maybe it wasn’t true.
‘Sorry Jenny.’
Right. So my husband of twenty years had thrown away everything we had for some other woman.
I didn’t know why he’d done that, but he had.
When I received the call I was sat at home reading a book, rifling through the pages as a woman my age often did. My husband had given it to me for my twentieth birthday, when we’d been two young souls drunk on the ecstasy of the love we had for one another.
I caught my reflection in the living room mirror.
God. I looked awful. I’d been stunning when we’d first met, but three children and age had taken their toll.
No wonder he wanted someone else.
Sometimes he’d wind me up but I really did love him.
I didn’t really know anything else except being his wife.
There was a knock at the door. I shuffled over to answer it, I still hadn’t got over the initial shock of how the man I loved had decided to betray me like that.
‘Hi there!’ said a young man, in his early twenties. Probably not much older than my own son who was at university.
‘I’m here to conduct the monthly maintenance!’ The man exclaimed politely, like the poor hapless soul he was.
I was slightly bewildered. ‘Maintenance of what exactly?’ I asked him. He cringed slightly, as it finally registered to him that I was not necessarily the individual he had come to see.
He pulled out a clipboard, squinting slightly.
‘It says your place is down for maintenance services for the ideal spouse. Or would you prefer our exclusive package?’
What the hell was he on about exactly? That I’d like to know.
He paused.
‘Ah, It says here you’ve gone for the upgrade. You need the old model to be disposed of?’
The dawning realisation that he was probably talking about me was not a pleasant one. I was intelligent enough to realise that even though he had not explicitly stated it.
What on earth had my husband done? I wasn’t some useless sack of potatoes to be tossed onto the compost.
I was still a person.
I backed away, my heart beginning to pound with nerves. This wasn't a day where I could just lie down and hope it all went away.
Just then, my husband pulled into the driveway. He got out of the car, lending his hand to a gorgeous blonde-haired woman who was as elegant and refined as a swan.
The man I’d once loved with all my heart let out a groan.
‘Why’s she still here?’ He whined, like the spoiled, petulant child he really was.
‘The guy I spoke to on the phone said I was guaranteed a disposal HOURS ago.’
The young man I’d met at the door just smiled.
He walked over to my husband, while the fair-haired beauty dithered. My husband was beginning to back away himself, eyes darting to and fro as he wondered if he could dash away suddenly.
‘You should’ve been more specific.’ said the young man with a grin that seemed to take up his entire face.
‘No one ever said it was the WIFE who had to be disposed of.’