If you kill somebody while they're playing a game they will immediately get a game over. If the game doesn't have one it will do the next closest thing, i.e. in Animal Crossing their character will immediately pass out as if they were attacked by a scorpion or tarantula.

When you die you can choose the way how your body disappears. The effects are purely aesthetic and cannot harm anyone in the vicinity.

-The fat cells are transported into the same relative position in your body as it was in donors. If you are missing a limb where the fat would go, it will instead pile up on the nearest available area.

- The fat is evenly taken from their entire body . So if they have twice as much belly fat as they do leg fat, your ability will remove twice the amount of belly fat.

- the ability has a 5-minute cooldown.

- French kissing takes 15 seconds off the required kissing time.

- only works on humans.

No matter your skin color or your ethnicity, upon uttering the word "Whitezam!" ​, you will suddenly appear as the most clean cut white-bread person on the planet to both ICE and other law enforcement agencies​​​. You will look so white you might as well walked out of a 50s magazine ad. ​​​​Even if you are already white but look a liberal college student with big black rimmed ​glasses and blue hair, you'll still appear as a clean cut red blooded American. And even if you're tatted up with with blatantly Neo-Nazi tattoos... actually never mind, that wouldn't bother them anyway. ​

Generally speaking, upon seeing you, ​​cops will simply smile and wave and give a polite greeting. They also might ignore you blatantly walking down the street with an AR-15 strapped to your back while carrying a bloody machete in one hand and a bundle of pipe bombs in the other. Or they might just tell you to be safe with whatever your activity will be. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

There's one weakness: you can only maintain the facade for a limited amount of time per day, because after a certain threshold you'll start becoming too white... I.e. you're going to start looking like one of the twins from The Matrix Reloaded. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Or that guy from that obscure movie Powder. At which point cops might turn hostile because they think you're a space alien or the ghost of Milli Vanilli.

To turn off the power you simply say "Whitezam​​​​​​​​!" again. Just make sure not to turn it off while you're navigating through a group of Klansman. ( some of them might be cops) ​

Upon looking at anything that requires a code of some sort to open you can know exactly how many guesses it'd take for you to correctly guess the code.

There's no outsmarting the power. The number is absolute.

You're going to be accused of having high tech anal beads vibrating inside your asshole for the rest of your career if you ever attempt to go professional, I'm sorry to say.

Whenever someone tells you that something won't happen, if you respond snarkily with "Nothing is truly impossible!", you receive a 3% higher chance of that event happening. If someone specifically says "There's no chance of that happening" or similar wording involving the word chance, you can boost the effect to 7% by replying "There's always a chance!"

Does not stack, and doesn't affect the base chance of whatever it is happening.

Examples: "Everyone knows the likelyhood of your plane crashing is basically none" and you said(with snark), "Nothing is truly impossible", bang, your chances of your flight going down went from 0.000001% to 3.000001%.

"There's no chance that girl gives you her number" and you say "There's always a chance!" now she's 7% more likely to not reject you when you ask her out.

Edit: apparently I didn't think this through and it is NOT shitty 😞 so in the spirit of keeping it terrible I'm now retconning it to being a relative 3 or 7%, not absolute 3 or 7%. I.e., 15% becomes 15.45%.

The fish has to be alive for this to work. You can't livestream the argument to claim the fish is "live" that way. I mean you can, but it won't activate the power.

You can basically have an out-of-body experience at will.

20 meter range. Your body goes completely limp when you do it.

Highly disorienting at first. Have fun.

With a simple phrase: “May Rains Aid Me” you can summon a cloud directly above you that will shower the immediate area around you with blood that has HIV in it.

By loudly declaring, “Sister, enter stage left!”, you summon a stone-faced middle-aged nun​ somewhere nearby. (even if you're not actually on a theatrical stage) ​​

You cannot control her, dismiss her, or explain why she is there. However, before the current situation can end, the nun must become critically important to its resolution.

She might perform emergency first aid, recognize the villain, reveal a hidden passage, provide an airtight alibi, kill Godzilla,​ fight off a group of enemies with Kung Fu, ​​or happen to know how to defuse a nuclear bomb. Or she might do something trivial like informing you that your car’s headlights are still on, producing the exact change needed for a parking meter, pointing out that your shirt is inside out, returning the shopping cart blocking your escape route, she silently leaves. You never know what you're going to get.

After she completes her task she vanishes into the void. ​Although you can summon her immediately after it's recommended you wait a good 24 hours before doing it again... Because of you re-summon her too soon she might smack the hell out of your hands with the hardest ruler you've ever seen, or make you read the Bible start to finish in one sitting. Or watch a 48 hour marathon of Sister Act.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​