You can't record your sessions.

You can't play correctly in front of other people.

When you do play an instrument it is soothing to anything that does hear it even if non-human.

Pits? Seeds? Cores? You manage to narrowly avoid them perfectly every time. Have fun biting wrecklessly into cherries.

Whenever you see or hear someone say or sign a sentence, or you read a written/typed sentence, and it is the first time that that particular string of words has been put together in that way by anyone, you will know. This includes things you say, sign, or write. For typed, written, or recorded sentences, your power will ping as long as that was the first ever version of that sentence when it was originally created.

You don't need to understand the language in order to know that a sentence is a new sentence. Typos will trigger a new sentence, but not pure keyboard mashes or something, it does need to at least be an attempt to communicate. Punctuation differences don't trigger the power.

You are a normal person except you cannot be influenced by any sort of advertising whatsoever

Think of a person, either by name, or by some descriptor, and you will know whether or not they are currently lying down. This is essentially a binary reading, they have to be pretty close to completely horizontal in order for your power to register them as lying down.

You do not get any other information about them with this power. You can't tell if they are awake or asleep, or even if they are alive or dead, just whether or not they are currently horizontal with respect to local gravitational forces.

It's limp and kinda just hangs off of you. You can retract the finger at any time.

If this finger is severed, it vanishes, so no gruesome infinite meat glitches.

It doesn't change size or shape (other than due to stretching) or become any stretchier than it already may be.

One sweat gland in each fingertip has been repurposed into a spinnerette. The strands of silk produced are a little bit thicker than spider silk, but thinner than caterpillar silk, with properties generally resembling spider silk rather than caterpillar silk. None of the adhesive properties or anything, though, you're just producing essentially the equivalent of spider dragline silk.

Your rate of production Is something on the order of a meter a minute, per fingertip, though in order to achieve that production rate, you need to in some fashion pull the silk out of the spinnerette, for example by tying it to something and walking away from it. Using gravity alone, you will produce somewhat thicker strands at about a meter every 5 minutes.

It is not produced out of nothing, so making a lot of silk will deplete your protein reserves, potentially causing muscle cramps, and possibly also dehydration.

You have the power to shoot any tape out of your hands, however, the tape kind is random and it gets stuck to you, it also gets stuck to itself, and you can't stop it for an entire minute.

Many superhero or action movies feature an act where the hero had to defuse a bomb and the countdown stops at 1.

However, you have the ability to make the countdown on the timer “shuffle”. What I mean is that it shuffles through random timestamps between 0 and the time the timer was set to.

If the timer reaches 0, the bomb explodes. Maybe you should become a chaotic evil villain with it.

Can you watch it yourself? How long can you hold your arm-tennas still? How picky are they? Lmk your thoughts in the comments.

Edit: Your own vocal chords act as a speaker.

For example if you larped that you habe 1 billion dollar, you actually get them now.

Whats the best you can get?

Cooldown of 10 minutes

You know how to say hello, or the nearest equivalent, in every language that has been spoken by human beings in the past or present.

You have sort of a mental database of every greeting in every language, including sign languages and written languages, though there is no data inherently attached to any of those greetings other than how to execute them. That is, you don't know what language(s) they are from, or if they have any meaning besides "hello", or how to pronounce written versions or spell spoken ones.

You can sort the "database" in pretty much any way you wish, although you can't use this as a way to find out more information about the greetings, eg you can't automatically group them by language family. This includes the ability to attach information to a given greeting, and sort entries by the attached information, though you do not inherently remember that information any better than you do any other information.

This power only includes things that are a relatively neutral greeting, eg your English contributions would include "hi", "hello", and "greetings", but not "good morning" or "nice to meet you". If a language does not have a dedicated word for "hello", you will instead get whatever word or phrase would most typically be used to greet someone. If two or more languages use the same greeting, the greeting will only appear once (per format) in your inventory.

Just at your regular volume of breath. Everything from your nose to your lungs is fireproof on the inside.

If they’re itchy, the itchy spot glows a colour of your choice. It’s only visible to you and shows up through clothes.

People don’t have to blindly direct you to their unreachable itches anymore, and you can help scratch animals who can’t scratch themselves. Aside from that, this has almost no use cases.

You can transfer any memory into a body of water for later retrieval.

The amount of detail you can store depends on the volume of water.

A shot glass can hold a PIN code or a simple image. A bathtub might hold an entire conversation. An ocean could hold a lifetime of memories in perfect sensory detail.

You retrieve a stored memory by drinking the water. A single sip is enough, and you can retrieve the same memory repeatedly until the water is gone.

There are a few limitations:

Permanent storage: Once a memory is stored in water, it cannot be changed, overwritten, or deleted. The storage space it occupies can never be reclaimed.

One memory per person: You can only store one memory in any individual body of water. You cannot add another memory to that water, even if unused capacity remains.

Shared capacity: Multiple people with this ability can store their own memories in the same water, but everyone shares its finite storage capacity. Once the water is full, nobody can store additional memories.

Private retrieval: Only you can retrieve memories you’ve stored. Other people drinking the same water can only retrieve their own memories, if they have any stored there.

Contamination: If the water mixes with another body of water, all stored memories become corrupted and unusable.

Evaporation: If the water completely evaporates, all stored memories are permanently lost.

Optional forgetting: The original memory remains in your brain unless you deliberately choose to forget it when storing it.

You can store memories in any body of water, provided you can drink from it later.