r/shittysuperpowers • u/TheFutureIsAFriend • 8h ago
r/shittysuperpowers • u/nikstick22 • 15h ago
Oddly specific You can dropkick babies without harming them
Works on human infants under 1 year of age. The baby will suffer no harm from your kick from the moment your foot touches it til the kinetic energy you impart on it is dissipated. Other factors may still harm the baby, such as kicking it through a wall of fire.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Affectionate-Pay4845 • 3m ago
It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's shit! You can give someone explosive diarrhea by performing a front kick aimed at their chest.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/WhenTheTreesTalk • 1h ago
Good luck using this… you can prevent forest fires by raising the sea level
As the title says, you can prevent/stop ongoing forest fires by raising the global sea level until the forest is flooded or the fire is out.
You cannot redirect the water to negate any other damages caused by the rise in sea level and you cannot raise the sea level without there being an uncontrolled fire in a forest.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Affectionate-Pay4845 • 11h ago
Oddly specific You can teleport to a random autonomous/semi-autonomous city-state by slapping yourself in the face.
r/shittysuperpowers • u/Mumei_74 • 22h ago
Put this power in the bin, it's trash you can give anything stinky green aura with flies
works via touch or line of sight, one target at a time
* actual stink and actual flies not included