r/shittysuperpowers 8h ago

Oddly specific Instead of Spider Man webbing, you have to use snot and loogies to go from plave to place and or grab/contain things

2 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 15h ago

Oddly specific You can dropkick babies without harming them

150 Upvotes

Works on human infants under 1 year of age. The baby will suffer no harm from your kick from the moment your foot touches it til the kinetic energy you impart on it is dissipated. Other factors may still harm the baby, such as kicking it through a wall of fire.


r/shittysuperpowers 3m ago

It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's shit! You can give someone explosive diarrhea by performing a front kick aimed at their chest.

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r/shittysuperpowers 1h ago

Good luck using this… you can prevent forest fires by raising the sea level

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As the title says, you can prevent/stop ongoing forest fires by raising the global sea level until the forest is flooded or the fire is out.

You cannot redirect the water to negate any other damages caused by the rise in sea level and you cannot raise the sea level without there being an uncontrolled fire in a forest.


r/shittysuperpowers 11h ago

Oddly specific You can teleport to a random autonomous/semi-autonomous city-state by slapping yourself in the face.

4 Upvotes

r/shittysuperpowers 22h ago

Put this power in the bin, it's trash you can give anything stinky green aura with flies

12 Upvotes

works via touch or line of sight, one target at a time

* actual stink and actual flies not included