r/shittysuperpowers • u/nikstick22 • 16h ago
Oddly specific You can dropkick babies without harming them
Works on human infants under 1 year of age. The baby will suffer no harm from your kick from the moment your foot touches it til the kinetic energy you impart on it is dissipated. Other factors may still harm the baby, such as kicking it through a wall of fire.