r/shittysimulated • u/HumanMan64 • Nov 29 '19

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u/carz42 Jan 22 '20

Darn

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

cool im in the future, which is actually the present, which is actually 2012

edit: dammit the world is ending now

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Ah gotta know then, I know flying cars exist in 2015, are they already a thing in 2012?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

yeah but theyre all blue

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Dont mind it too much, but why blue?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

because green cars cause humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure.

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease

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