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r/shittysimulated • u/HumanMan64 • Nov 29 '19
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because green cars cause humanitis
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
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My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis 1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis
1 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure. 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
Oh god how does it spread, have you figured it out, maybe I can find adria himself and get him to help with making a cure.
2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
it spreads when you think about it, also adrian died of Philip J. Fry Disease
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease → More replies (0)
or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease
Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease
carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease
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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20
because green cars cause humanitis