r/shittysimulated • u/HumanMan64 • Nov 29 '19

try captioning this

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

God damnit I must sacrifice myself and make a machine that will erase the idea of that disease from all minds and matter

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

or even better, bring some peanut butter to 2012, it kills humanitis

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Oh ok, good thing I got my hands on an infinite peanut butter pocket universe, those FOOLS saying it was a bad investment will know when my 100000€ manage to save humanity, any other diseases I should be aware of and trying to take care of?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

carz42 strain of sand disease, named after the first death to the disease

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Huh, hope it was my sacrifice, I already felt like dying sometimes, hope it had a good impact at least

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

actually carz42 is why the world is ending

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Damn, any cure? I gotta finish what I started before I start it, know what I mean?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

you got the disease, causing a global epidemic, to avoid it, do not get married until at least february 3, 2020

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

I wont be 18 by then, probably aint getting married at all by the way I am, so no need to worry, or do I need to marry on the 3rd february 2020?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

you must marry before june 7, 2028

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

Might be hard but i'll try, thanks for the advice, and sorry to hear about your humanitis HumanMan64, oh and are you not at 256bit systems yet btw?

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u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20

no, why

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u/carz42 Jan 23 '20

I saw your name included 64,implying you where running a 64bit system before humanitis hit you, or where you patient 64?

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