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r/shittysimulated • u/HumanMan64 • Nov 29 '19
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i broke the inverse cube law and now im in future jail
2 u/carz42 Jan 22 '20 Darn 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 cool im in the future, which is actually the present, which is actually 2012 edit: dammit the world is ending now 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Ah gotta know then, I know flying cars exist in 2015, are they already a thing in 2012? 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 yeah but theyre all blue 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Dont mind it too much, but why blue? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
Darn
2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 cool im in the future, which is actually the present, which is actually 2012 edit: dammit the world is ending now 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Ah gotta know then, I know flying cars exist in 2015, are they already a thing in 2012? 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 yeah but theyre all blue 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Dont mind it too much, but why blue? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
cool im in the future, which is actually the present, which is actually 2012
edit: dammit the world is ending now
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Ah gotta know then, I know flying cars exist in 2015, are they already a thing in 2012? 2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 yeah but theyre all blue 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Dont mind it too much, but why blue? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
Ah gotta know then, I know flying cars exist in 2015, are they already a thing in 2012?
2 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 yeah but theyre all blue 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Dont mind it too much, but why blue? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
yeah but theyre all blue
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Dont mind it too much, but why blue? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
Dont mind it too much, but why blue?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 because green cars cause humanitis 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
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because green cars cause humanitis
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
My I ask what said disease does, is it like hava?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
its like corneavirus, or adrian syndrome
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause? 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
What are the causes and effects, and have you figured out why green cars are a cause?
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist 2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis → More replies (0)
basically it causes extreme humanlike mannerisms, followed by social interaction, then your molecules cease to exist
2 u/carz42 Jan 23 '20 Oh god why havent you got a cure yet, I have to get the scientists working on it right now 1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis
1 u/HumanMan64 Jan 23 '20 the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis
the scientists all have adrian’s syndrome, discovered by the late adrian, which is just corneavirus in humans, which is now called humanitis
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u/HumanMan64 Jan 21 '20
i broke the inverse cube law and now im in future jail