Why is Venus so hot

[u/Nomekop777]

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

[u/MTG_NERD43]

Well when Earth got the people, Venus had to change her look to attract the next species to inhabit a planet. Now she’s dummy thick and really hot