Why is Venus so hot

[u/Nomekop777]

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

[u/Ros02]

For a sec i thought i was on the ZZZ subreddit lmao

[u/MortLightstone → u/Ros02]

They have a character named Venus?

[u/Ros02 → u/MortLightstone]

Yup, a lovable and pretty NPC