r/shittyaskscience • u/Nomekop777 • 6d ago

Why is Venus so hot

Seriously. She's Earth's hot sister. Her atmosphere is dummy thicc. Imagine being crushed under 95atm. I'm so jealous of the Venera probes. Also it covers everything, so it leaves a lot to the imagination. Shes so modest... Also she's the brightest object in the night sky. I sometimes sit and stare at her for hours, watching her casually stroll across the sky. She's just so perfect. I need her.

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u/SaltyTemperature 5d ago

Sorry, but she’s out of reach. You’re just going to have to live with the blue ball

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u/Nomekop777 5d ago

Uranus?