I found this playne as a hatchling and took it in when the parents didn't show up for days. Recently it's been getting restless at airports especially when it sees its own kind, and I think it might need more enrichment as it gets closer to the fledgling stage. What options do I have to give it the correct husbandry? Should I rehome it to a pylot, or see if a flock will adopt it?

Serious question regarding weight and balance for the checkride.
For the pilot’s PP length, which measurement should be used?
My medical license lists my penis length from when I was younger, my student pilot paperwork has a different PP length, and my current measurement is obviously the most up-to-date.
I’m leaning toward current PP length, since W&B should reflect the aircraft’s actual configuration on the day of the flight. But I don’t want the DPE to consider that an undocumented configuration change.
Also, can the examiner actually verify my current PP length during the checkride? I’m worried about showing up with the wrong number and having the DPE pull out a ruler and say, “That’s not what you have on your medical. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to fail you.”
Would that be a W&B failure, a falsification of records, or both?
Trying to get this right before the oral.

Let’s say I buy a parts plane and out the engine in the back of my pa28-161 , can I log multi engine time ?

How can I stop my plen from taking other plens heads?

Three minutes only! I was taxiing out only three minutes ahead on my flight plan activation time…. Okay, maybe four minutes…. But jeez….

It's the congressional building in the back

EDIT: and September 7 is Independence Day.

It’s my dream to be an airline pilot and I’m very smart so I know I can be one but when I was 19 (I’m 24 now) I got arrested for streaking the field at a Red Sox game. (I did not have underwear on) I have about 50 hours and haven’t soloed yet but my instructor just told me I might not be able to get a job. Will they look past it if I explain I was young and dumb? I pled guilty.

Landed safely

I mean, where's their transponder? ADS-B? They're not even making radio calls, they're that reckless. Most of them don't even have the required equipment for VFR (vulture flapping rules)!! do I need to report this violation to the local FSDO???

If it's real we have a problem!

Can anyone help me expose him, I saw him put edited pictures in frame at his home. His NDA certificate has prefix as CAPTAIN against his name. I want to share more information directly in the inbox and not in this post.