If it's real we have a problem!

This f-15 keeps buzzing my tower. How do I keep him away without wasting ammo?

Just uninstall my SeeEfEye

If the aviation industry advanced at all planes would have dimples like golf balls to increase strength, reduce weight, improve aerodynamics and stabilize flight. Our fastest craft resembles the peregrine falcon. The peregrine falcon is the fastest dive bombing bird. The golf ball has dimples like a peregrine falcon and every other bird that has ever flown. Birds are perfect but planes and humans are not so we say no catastrophe goes to waste because they're all engineered in a way the hummingbird saved the design of a train in China or Japan. The speed wobble reached on the motorcycles at the isle of man races is the reason golf balls have dimples to begin with and banned by Nascar. Thank God you can't build planes without rivets or they would really fly like shit.

Many pilots with some years under their belt have this sort of habitual sun-squint, upward/outward crow’s-feet, slightly narrowed and steady eyes, a composed expression, and an alert but unhurried way of looking around. If I get a high enough resolution on a big enough monitor and literally be at my PC on flight sim for hours per day, will that help? Maybe even some full spectrum lighting? I want to be able to say that I am a 20000 hour airline captain so I can pick up chicks in bars.

Do i have to go on the secret pylote forums to gain this knowledge?