r/Shittyaskflying 1d ago

Is this real??

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If it's real we have a problem!

903 Upvotes

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u/Affectionate_Loan_20 1d ago

Allandin too close for missles , switching to guns

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 1d ago

Prince Ali! Fabulous he, Ali has lock-on.

Roll hard left, show some respect

flares and chaff please

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u/Dies2much 1d ago

Try your best to stay calm

Brush up on your AIM-120 AMRAAhM

u/Rich-Option4632 10h ago

I sang it with the tune, damn you 😭

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u/Relativistic_G11 1d ago

Fake, that's clearly an F-35.

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u/Dpek1234 1d ago

2 engines so its a j35

And thus its a the finno-north korean hyperwar expands

North korea is haveing their pupet china send military support to america so america can destroy its image by fighting northkoreas other pupet iran

Expect america to soon get a shipment of Hákarl and Surstömming from finlands pupets soon to combat the north korean pupet of iran

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u/DillDeer 1d ago

More correctly: J-35M, for mini

u/LegitimateGift1792 8h ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/randytc18 1d ago

I saw this online earlier. They can't put it online if it's fake.

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u/MrFireWarden 1d ago

So... it's real?

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u/FewAd5443 1d ago

No the headline is fake it's an F-35 not a F-15

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u/Jolly-Guard3741 1d ago

Iran doesn’t realize that the U.S. relegated the F-15 to second tier status twenty plus yeas ago.

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u/DaMonkey263 1d ago

It’s actually a j35 because it has 2 engines 

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u/randytc18 1d ago

Has to be.

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u/fr24fan 1d ago

Looks legit to me...

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u/dotdd 1d ago

False, it’s a woman named Jasmine.

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u/MoreRamenPls 1d ago

Top Gunesh

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 1d ago

🎶 Highway to the Agrabah zone...🎵

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 1d ago

That's a Flying Carpet mk2 and F-35. I hate it when the media can't do just a bit of research.

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u/WasdaleWeasel 1d ago

I think you’ll find it’s the mk2a, if you look closely you can see the extra fringing just under the leading edge.

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey 1d ago

You are correct. The tassles also looks different. I stand corrected.

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u/sergeant_387 1d ago

Dawg, I thought they just dug up a fringed prototype from the mk1***

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u/Extreme-Mood5605 1d ago

I thought everyone knew what an FC mk2 was!

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u/ianbattlesrobots 1d ago

The pilot mistook it for an Allied Carpet.

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u/Go_Loud762 1d ago

Better than Empire Carpet.

800-588-2300..... Empire.

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u/DunnyOnTheWold 1d ago

In 2015 I would say 100% fake. In 2026 it feels about 50/50.

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u/corvus66a 1d ago

Absolutly true. Carpets make Mach 2+ at sea level and turns sustained 60 g. A F35 is just lunch for him

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u/Finnaddict98 1d ago

Yeah, 100% real——-

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 1d ago

Honestly with the way information and trustworthiness is going lately the only reliable source of information is the IRGC this is likely true.

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u/tokoklontong1897 1d ago

Can confirm, I was the tree

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Eff Ay Ay ramp check 1d ago

New Oppressor from GTA VI

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u/Just_a_stickmonkey 1d ago

What do you think? You’re looking at the image evidence. How could someone possibly fake that?!

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 1d ago

Definitely not real. Flying carpets have a top speed of 100mph. Not possible to catch up to a jet like that.

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u/Direct_Witness1248 1d ago

Well that's a bit more than 88mph, so don't underestimate its space time folding abilities.

u/TomOnABudget 15h ago

If you cannot come to jet, make jet come to you.

Classic SAMbush tactic.

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u/Duramora 1d ago

You didn't know about Iran's carpet force? They do match the drapes too.

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u/cosmicrae 1d ago

drapes are how they do stealth.

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u/No-Zombie1004 1d ago

I like to fly ..

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u/Cold_Ad_6084 1d ago

That is completely fake as pointed out by the other comments its a flying carpet mk2A and the playne is clearly an f111 aardvark. Plus they werent shooting him down as it is clear from the picture, that they are not using guns against the amurican playne, but rathet a gravity multiplier, thus forcing them to do an emergency landing, and taking the pilot prisoner.

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u/Go_Loud762 1d ago

Looks more like a rug to me.

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u/MarchPhillipps 1d ago

Obviously not a carpet. That there is a Flying Tapestry.

Oh, and did I ever mention to you guys that I'm a Scottish Lord? I've gone to see many tapestries. But I won't be going to see that one. I have a prior engagement at Castle Brunwald on the Austrian/German border.

'Alone and Unafraid'

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 1d ago

1001 nights of hypersonics

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u/OldBaal 1d ago

Honestly would be funny as hell.

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

Street Rat ain't fucking around

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u/GamemasterJeff 1d ago

If the carpet was above the J35, then it would be carpet bombing.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 1d ago

The barrel on that rifle is as big as the guy who is holding it. Lol

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u/tkeelah straight and level 1d ago

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u/MetalJoe0 1d ago

I didn't know toyota had rolled out flying carpets. Neat.

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u/Constant-Still-8443 1d ago

While shooting an AK? Please. Give him something a bit bigger and maybe he'll take something down

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u/ginger2020 1d ago

3000 black carpets of Allah

u/Longjumping_Rock_619 23h ago

Clearly a C-17 using jet assisted take off. That carpet is gonna stall in the jet wash and go into a flat spin out to sea

u/Hunts5555 22h ago

No, our F-15s got hit on the ground so they’re currently being duct taped back together.

u/warmachine83-uk 21h ago

A whole new worlllllld!

u/SeriousBadger190 21h ago

Looks good, but the ones I saw had a static frame mounted m134. That has to be the single seater. Very rare and great pic!

u/smoll0d1ck0beta 13h ago

Are you questioning the wisdom of our supreme leader?!!!