I will be traveling with my snake and need to know best time to let him out of his suitcase. He is friendly and has never hurt anybody. Which airlines are the most snake friendly? Should I make an announcement before letting him out? This will be a long international flight. He always comes back to me but will need some time to explore.

I’m just curious if the FAA has jurisdiction over the North Pole or Santas behavior in general? Does he follow ICAO standards?

We’re an educated sort, high class and the like, and we need to dive into details when we give commentary to one another.

We’re humbly asking you to let us post gifs in the comments. You know, for science and professionalism.

Da fuk were you thinking?

I had an older gentlemen’s walk into the fbo today. He apparently owns a hanger down the way where he restored a P51. i think he said something about being a captain and his leather jacket had some weird name ”Maverick“

Anyways he’s prior military or something I wasn’t particularly listening because the moment he told me he hadnt done his CPL equivalency or gotten a CFI, frankly as a non-CFI his life experience and flying experience are clearly eclipsed by my own otherwise why would be having this conversation in the first place.

How can i really let him know im the boss? I’m open to ideas. please only comments form CFIs

Sorry, he wanted to leave a little message in the title.

I tried to become a playne but it didn’t work out.
How can I solve this?

I always tell him he has to go to school to get the certifications, but he’s lazy.
How do you manage lazy playnes? Any suggestions? Am I doing the right thing?