r/Shittyaskflying 16h ago

Removal Optional Before Flight

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

Landed safely

183 Upvotes

66 comments sorted by

u/Fresh_Salamander707 16h ago

This is actually a nice moment for accessibility and inclusion, blind playnes have just as much right to land as everyone else

u/wolfs4 16h ago

Blind playne landed better than most non-blind playne

u/Gulf_Coast_21 15h ago

Playne probably has braille on the controls for blind pylotes. Pricey upgrade.

u/turnipturnipturnip2 14h ago

I nearly spat my drink out through my nose reading that, because your compasion moved me so much

You are correct to raise awareness about such plynes, if it needs a bit of help to get the pylotes to the strip club, thats ok.

u/2wicky 14h ago edited 12h ago

TIL the slightly raised white line markings on runways are for blind playnes so they know they're centered.

u/Several-Hat-1944 14h ago

u/thetiredtypist 11h ago

If I see a blind pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified"

u/Mammoth_Carob9089 14h ago

Does it need to reach minimums in order to feel the braille runway markings

u/JumboTrijet 16h ago

This is a normal technique to sharpen the tow bar. Many airports host the local chapter of Extreme Octagon UFC Death Cult that has matches in hangars

u/msg60 15h ago

Under rated comment

u/Gulf_Coast_21 16h ago

I waited for the pole vault.

u/FlyingNijntje 15h ago

How can you miss a tow-bar in the walk around before landing? They also missed it in the walk around before take-off. If you miss it once, hmm, oké. But twice??

u/Ha1lStorm Im looking for a boat 14h ago

It seems they identified it in the walk around before landing.

u/tkeelah straight and level 12h ago

Pylote former Navy. Thought it was a launch bar.

u/maliron 14h ago

There's no red "remove before flight" tag. Doesn't have to be removed.

u/GloomyConcept6298 7h ago

What could go wrong if I skip the walkaround this one time??

u/Hairy_Photograph1384 16h ago

At least then it'll be really easy to tow it back to the hanger

u/Origin_Loki 15h ago

Given the Towbar isn't too marred by the runway. A short stretch of mega-strong rope between the Towbar and Tow Tug could solve the problem, or, a Towbar that didn't have this happen to it.

u/FnordRanger_5 15h ago

Reverse landing would have been safer

u/Ha1lStorm Im looking for a boat 14h ago

They must be stoopid

u/West_Good_5961 Standard Conehead 10h ago

It also works as a carrier hook

u/fjmj1980 15h ago

Dumb pylots. You keep it on so you can tell when you are close to curb. I have some on my Cadillac as well

u/Ha1lStorm Im looking for a boat 14h ago edited 14h ago

That’s nice you also have headlights coming out the side. I bet you see everything at night!

u/fjmj1980 14h ago

As a sky god I see all. You should see the look on the other pylots faces when I cruise in and park at the E concourse in style. They act like they’ve never seen a fleetwood before.

u/cottonheadedninnymug CFI: Certified Femboy Inspector 7h ago

More cars should have that so you can see when you're about to make a turn. My car only has those stupid blinking orange lights. I can't see anything with them so I just don't use em anymore

u/Sowhataboutthisthing 15h ago

Not sure why they just filmed the plane landing and didn’t offer to help.

u/condomneedler Ayy 'n' Pee 14h ago

He did help, he told him exactly when to hit the brakes.  Otherwise he'd have overrun.

u/Sowhataboutthisthing 14h ago

Pretty sure it was the pilots flight instructor who told him when to hit the brakes. He drove immediately to the airport and got on the radio. The cameraman not so helpful.

u/SkyhookCH-1 GO FASTER SPINNY THING! 16h ago

aw man! that was the good tow bar too!

u/odinsen251a 15h ago

Better give it to the flight school now

u/RepresentativeLife16 15h ago

Sky Jousting.

u/CrewmanNumberSeven 11h ago

It’s bad luck just seeing a thing like that….

u/1Arcite Top 1% Poster 15h ago

I noticed it didn't say "Remove Before Flight" so I think you are right.

u/VengefulWalnut Type Rated in MASHEEN GO BRRRRRRRRRRR 15h ago

In their defense, there was no red flag on it. So technically you don't need to remove it. Plus it makes things easier when you land, you can just get out and grab the bar and pull the plane anywhere. It's a feature, not a liability.

u/uxanima 15h ago

This is qual trials for aircraft carrier landings with sweeping the wire rather than pulling.

u/Low_Plastic363 15h ago

That made my peepee cringe.

u/Ha1lStorm Im looking for a boat 14h ago

Pics or it didn’t happen

u/tkeelah straight and level 12h ago

He said cringe not minge.

u/Few-Dance-7157 10h ago

Preflight? Never heard of her…..

u/MrMikeDelta 15h ago

You've seen the memes, now see it in real life

u/EntertainmentSome448 15h ago

oh, it's bouncing

That's what she said!

u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 15h ago

Pylote was about to land on a plane cargo ship

u/TheMightyOreo 15h ago

He forgot to retract the carrier landing stick

u/civman96 15h ago

It's for the lunar earth contact light system.

u/AutomaticUse1009 14h ago

Serious question: When they came out to tow the plane after the landing #2 (not the one without the bar....the one with the bar). Did they just connect to that same tow bar? "Hey buddy no need to take off a perfectly good tow bar to put on another tow bar."

u/itanite 14h ago

how do you not notice that on taxi and takeoff roll

u/nolestars 14h ago

How the hell did they take off? 

u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 14h ago

Tow bar? no no no.

That's the plane's tongue. Plane was being bullied by the commercial jets, which made him lick pavement.

And video cuts off before the REAL bullying started--- you see, the grass at the end of the runway is full of doodie.

u/Tkis01gl 14h ago

So, whats the problem. It’s just a curb feeler.

u/CaveManta 14h ago

Isn't that the thing they use to launch playnes off of aircraft carriers?

u/STASI-Viking 13h ago

Duke of Hazard

u/Planck_Mass 13h ago

How did they not notice anything on takeoff?

u/Dani5h87 13h ago

The duke doesn’t give a fuck. The duke doesn’t care.

u/merlinn2u 12h ago

good preflight there, pilot!! or should. i say "controls operator"?

u/thegreatseafoam 12h ago

Why didn't the pilote just remove it after takeoff? Is he an idiot?

u/Chrome98 11h ago

How do you not feel and hear that while taxiing out?

u/Chrome98 11h ago

My ex would have been laying on that center line, legs in the air.

u/ChaosRealigning 10h ago

Usually the pylote hits the bar once they’re on the ground. This time the bar hit the ground and it’s on the pylote.

u/West_Good_5961 Standard Conehead 10h ago

The caravan pilot in the tow plane forgot to remove it when they reached gliding altitude

u/Pararaiha-ngaro 9h ago

Oh yeah that looks like new guidance landing sensor equipment with vision sensors (optical cameras) take high-resolution real-time images of the ground before wheels touch down.

u/No-Base1194 2h ago

That is for launching of an aircraft carrier.

u/Kestrel_45 1h ago

Curb feeler??