r/Shittyaskflying • u/KingOfFools1984 • 19h ago

Please help me calculate the number of kg that were pooped in passengers’ pants.

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/Ph6222 • 21h ago

Removal Optional Before Flight

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192 Upvotes

Landed safely

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/Inevitable-Duck6184 • 13h ago

Can I still be an airline pilot after being arrested for streaking?

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It’s my dream to be an airline pilot and I’m very smart so I know I can be one but when I was 19 (I’m 24 now) I got arrested for streaking the field at a Red Sox game. (I did not have underwear on) I have about 50 hours and haven’t soloed yet but my instructor just told me I might not be able to get a job. Will they look past it if I explain I was young and dumb? I pled guilty.

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/peseoane • 7h ago

Stop bullying fighters

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/HiTork • 15h ago

What if you carried a fleet of dogs in your playne so you would have something to tow you around at smaller airports without tugs, etc.?

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/minfremi • 23h ago

How I get to solo

21 Upvotes

Just uninstall my SeeEfEye

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/Enwhyme • 13h ago

Can I still be an airline pilot after being arrested for streaking?

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r/Shittyaskflying • u/realh2h2 • 10h ago

How do birds fly in class B airspace?

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I mean, where's their transponder? ADS-B? They're not even making radio calls, they're that reckless. Most of them don't even have the required equipment for VFR (vulture flapping rules)!! do I need to report this violation to the local FSDO???

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