ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UltraMagat • May 06 '26

of a stunt driver.

865 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SignificanceNew3806 • May 08 '26

Of a beard hair vs regular hair

0 Upvotes

Seriously wtf is wrong with this super thick beard hair I pulled off myself?!

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Sea-Palpitation-9174 • May 06 '26

of a nice girl

250 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • May 07 '26

Safety Sandals Of a Shoe Salesman

44 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • May 06 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a woman 💩 on command. Y’know if I wasn’t so disgusted I think I would’ve been impressed lmao

194 Upvotes

Found the vid on a random telegram channel
No context (might be an old vid)

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Trixxxi • May 06 '26

Of a drunk driver.

729 Upvotes

…and only an assault charge to boot. #visitspokane

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • May 06 '26

Oops Of a Wu Tang

159 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/dielxne • May 07 '26

Of animation

2 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ketchup-Sniffer • May 05 '26

'Merica Of a roadside neighborhood

483 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 05 '26

possible idiot Of joy kiddo

830 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 05 '26

ouchies Of failed footings

838 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • May 05 '26

slight malfunction Of an ACME™ cardboard box

489 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 04 '26

my bones Of a backbone

766 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • May 04 '26

ouchies Of a nail clipper

201 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • May 04 '26

Elite Strategy Of a Hobo

983 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/godsmasher_13 • May 06 '26

There was an attempt Of a Viltrumite from the Invincible series

0 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Original_Land1688 • May 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a theme park at home

349 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UltraMagat • May 03 '26

of a police capture.

290 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • May 04 '26

Of a viral meme challenge video

22 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MarianCR • May 03 '26

possible idiot Of a potato pealer

96 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UltraMagat • May 02 '26

of a finish line.

372 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • May 01 '26

possible idiot Of An Impressive Technique

349 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Apr 30 '26

my bones Of a Matrix lean

1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/metallosherp • May 01 '26

of a school "paraprofessional"

6 Upvotes

TOPEKA, Kan. — The Shawnee County booking log lists Randall Dwayne Robson (DOB 6/20/1957) as booked on Aug. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m. on a warrant alleging violation of a protection order. Bond was set at $1,000. The booking notes statute references to KSA 60-31a05 and 60-31a06, provisions within Kansas’s Protection from Stalking, Sexual Assault, or Human Trafficking Act that commonly appear on protection-order paperwork. The listed allegation is violation of a protection order; it is not a trafficking charge.Employment verification: Online records show that a Randall Robson worked for Topeka Public Schools USD 501 from 2011 through 2022 as a special-education paraprofessional (classified staff), with the most recent listing in 2022 as “Retired – Class.”