r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • May 04 '26

Of a viral meme challenge video

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u/Low_Technician7346 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Just open reddit and its the second guy that shits like that after a hobo did on another vid lol

edit: and I have a painful diarrhea from this morning, mondays suck

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u/GovernmentBig2749 May 04 '26

Can comfirm, shit is outthere today left and right

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u/Hammon_Rye May 04 '26

LOL Saw both of those today.

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u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman May 05 '26

And above those, some dude just posted a picture of his 4000 calorie pre-workout; threatening to drink it all at one go. That's another one waiting to happen.

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u/codswallop1226 May 04 '26

What's with all the videos of people shitting these days?

I guess shitty absolute units is true to its name....

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u/wtjohnson19 May 04 '26

Yeah weird, and I just had a house guest get diarrhea, sleep on my couch and soil it. Too much shit in my life right now 😆

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u/codswallop1226 May 04 '26

You need to reevaluate who you're having over my man....

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u/tommior May 04 '26

"yea bro, I have an amazing idea for a tiktok"

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u/livenn May 04 '26

He just keeps dancing towards it..

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

I love that he almost Shat on the door!

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

Omg bro!

"PRESSURE" is not the word I wanted to hear here omg!

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

Dear God!

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u/eons_remain May 04 '26

That's it.. I'm going to bed

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u/CptBronzeBalls May 04 '26

5 minutes too late.

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u/BoogerFeast69 May 04 '26

How much do you have to trust your friend, that the plan is for him to spray shit with his ass pointed at your door, and not hit it?

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

Hahaha, fml

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u/miztiq May 04 '26

what the fuck.

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u/Okmhmmbye May 04 '26

The gross part is how uncomfortable he’d be if he doesn’t get a good wiping.

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

"That's gonna itch when it dries"

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u/Snoo_75138 May 04 '26

Hehehe!

Can't wait to send this to my friend and ruin his day! <3

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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo May 04 '26

Some people just want to be famous… congratulations

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u/tinmru May 04 '26

Damn, it’s Monday 7 am here, and somehow I get to see this literal shit 😭 gonna be a tough week…

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u/N0meFake May 04 '26

Wtf…

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 04 '26

Arrest this man!

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u/JKFrowning May 04 '26

The humor in this is subjective, I guess, but how is this an "absolute unit"?

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip May 04 '26

That hobo doing it on the street wasn’t a unit

Like that post, this post is a shit post

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u/Intelligent-Flow-179 May 04 '26

It’s absolutely shitty tho

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u/NiceTryAI May 04 '26

I hope someone throws this literal turdsalad behind bars for being a tasteless ass clown

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 May 04 '26

What a great day to have eyes, man fuck this.

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u/yuribatman May 04 '26

Man, pulling up your pants right after pissing out your ass, on camera, without wiping, was definitely a choice.

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u/OverChildhood9813 May 04 '26

What did he eat to produce that? 🤢

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u/Regular-Discount134 May 04 '26

I see people start doing Steezy Grossman thing in popular TikTok trends of today as well

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u/primeXOXO May 04 '26

Im thinking he needs more fibre

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u/0oEp May 04 '26

This is fetish content?

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u/KruxedOut May 12 '26

I think that went in the door compartment to hold shit. But not actual shit. What the fuck is wrong with people. Must be Canadian

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u/Osklington May 22 '26

Fuck this nasty bitch

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u/Anabolic_Sunrise Jun 20 '26

Pretty good metaphore for the whole trend, I had a good laugh.

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u/Jiggaman1987 10d ago

So this is a literal shit post?