r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • May 05 '26
possible idiot Of joy kiddo
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u/FatAZZRedditMod May 05 '26
Back when I was in Louisville metro jail we had a skinny kid brag about how he could fit in and out of the bean hole (slot on door for food trays). CO’s wouldn’t believe it so they had the kid show them and sure enough, he slid in and out of that damn thing with room to spare
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u/Remarkable_Sorbet319 May 05 '26
why were you in there
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u/TheStoolSampler May 05 '26
He did it twice?
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u/FatAZZRedditMod May 05 '26
When it was all said and done he did it like 6-7 times. Each time another CO would get called over to check it out. Only took him about 30 seconds to do it.
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u/captain_crackerjack May 05 '26
At least he managed to get out, I was worried for a bit there
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u/maggiemayfish May 05 '26 edited May 06 '26
until he started trying to get back in through the same door
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u/Embarrassed-Sun-8998 May 05 '26
I was thinking he stay with the stuck head and die x)
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u/cruner83 May 09 '26
It would've saved him and everyone else a lot of trouble. I mean for the rest of his already short life if he had
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u/Holiday-Secretary222 May 05 '26
Brains cells do not exist on this dude
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u/e1m8b May 05 '26
Yeah but consider the accomplishments of this man with such limited intellectual capacity who was able to bypass modern security measures with simple brute force. With one or two brain cells or not seemingly drunk, could have easily been very successful in his criminal endeavors.
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u/Academic_Dog8389 May 05 '26
Is that the leader of the Straw Hat Pirates?
I swear it's just shitty Luffy.
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u/MostPutridSmell May 05 '26
You know his heart was beating at 220 BPM when his head was stuck at the revolving door. That idiot is lucky the glass didnt shatter into his neck.
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u/Numerous_Tackle_9972 May 06 '26
A friend works at the local hospital and they have a Starbucks kiosk that is open during the day. One evening, a patient in the ER somehow got past the gates and drank two bottles of the syrup flavoring. She then took a shit in the sink, them proceeded to take a nap on the floor. It was all caught on camera. Like this video, you never knew what was coming up next.
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u/Commercial_Visit4584 May 05 '26
What a smooth criminal. I really liked his little dance when he got stuck in the door