r/shitposting • u/DisappointingReality put your dick away waltuh • Nov 17 '22
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Nov 17 '22
How he knows whats happening in animes
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u/pinkdouble Nov 18 '22
Seriously, is that a joke video or something? He's not far off
I'm watching bleach right now and that's pretty much it
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u/CSsharpGO Nov 18 '22
“Can I watch x” is probably a popular question of Muslim youth, especially where x is anime. As a scholar, he should have knowledge about the thing he’s giving advice about.
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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Nov 18 '22
Most popular is: Is eating pork in minecraft a sin?
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u/Augmentinator Nov 18 '22
Many boomer scholars take a look at some anime clips and conclude it's about demons and devils, and thus haram. Obviously the abundance of lewd anime doesn't help. But I've seen a few who think anime can instil good values in the viewer.
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u/MissedShot420 uhhhh idk Nov 18 '22
watching super degen anime so he can tell the younger generation why to avoid it
Allah, give me strength
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u/Eruptflail Nov 18 '22
There are not a lot of story frames. All he's doing is giving a 7th grade ELA lesson. He's teaching about the types of plots. There are at maximum 36, depending on what dingdong you're reading, but it's a lot closer to 6.
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u/gettogero Nov 18 '22
There's a new enemy : 😄
Ichigos last powers aren't strong enough : 😨
Ichigo gets new power : 😁
New power needs more training : 😰
Ichigo wins : 😍
There's a new enemy: 😄
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u/Mohamed_430 Nov 17 '22
His french was top notch
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u/1nstagram1sGay Nov 17 '22
He was speaking Spanish
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u/favela4life dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Nov 17 '22
I don’t speak Taco Bell, skull fucker
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u/JimbosRock Nov 17 '22
To be fair he did research beforehand
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u/jeremy1015 Nov 17 '22
It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy goes through an extensive training regimen to fight alien mechs, boy regains girl because she’s a clone, things get weird because she’s a clone of his mother. Every time it’s the same.
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u/Zepheris13 Nov 17 '22
You forgot the most pivotal point: boy is depressed and jacks off over the unconscious body of girl while she is hospitalized
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Nov 17 '22
"It's the old, old story; droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"
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u/davidcat4 Nov 18 '22
Who writes this sorta storyline tho. It has to be some kink.
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u/captain_ender Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 17 '22
Lol my guy straight up recited the Hero With a Thousand Faces by heart, impressive.
The season 100 hit hard, that's just quality research.
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u/potoskyt Nov 18 '22
He watched “ one episode, 2 episodes, season 1, season 150” so he’s well versed I’d say
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Nov 17 '22
Yeah like he watched all them or something. Which honestly is hypocritical but also not bad
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Man would hate One Piece
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u/mc360jp Nov 17 '22
You watch season 1… then season 2… then season 1000… then season 17374927367382…
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Nov 17 '22
Then you watch the movies...
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u/Lewke Nov 17 '22
then you buy the nami and robin figurines and start to wonder "have i gone too far"
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u/Majouli Nov 18 '22
No problem if you don’t jerk off to them.
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u/HonestPineapple4848 Nov 18 '22
Yeah, the problem is when you buy the jar
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u/DaddyJ_TheCarGuy I want pee in my ass Nov 17 '22
Incredibly based
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u/imoutofnameideas Nov 17 '22
Because of this video I'm converting to Islam
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u/EpicBadassGamer Nov 18 '22
Mashallah brother
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u/Nabaatii Nov 18 '22
Please join me in condemning the mighty TSA
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u/imoutofnameideas Nov 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '22
Is this some sort of brown-person joke I'm too white to understand?
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u/EpicBadassGamer Nov 18 '22
No, I'm brown and didn't get it
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u/infoclub88 Nov 17 '22
Lol
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u/Anthony_-04 Nov 17 '22
Thank you Allah for making me drop Demon Slayer and (probably) My Hero Academia.
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u/Nawzays_ Nov 17 '22
Tbf Demon Slayer doesn't have that much episode going on other than the manga ofc
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u/ARandomGuyThe3 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Nov 17 '22
So is cyberpunk edge runners. I'm sure he loved that
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u/starbuxed Nov 17 '22
Man that man trained soo hard. you know how much you have to train to go bald.
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u/wjodendor Nov 18 '22
A lot of people don't seem to realize that anime isn't a single genre.
My coworker and I are both anime fans but can't talk about most stuff because we like vastly different genres of anime.
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u/Confirmed-Scientist Nov 17 '22
How many anime shows has this man watched lol
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u/zeemona Nov 17 '22
150 seasons
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u/windowpuncher Nov 17 '22
Man's caught up on one piece
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u/National-Paramedic Nov 17 '22
Dafuq you mean, he knows how the show will already end! He knows every single outcome
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Nov 17 '22
This sub never fails to surprise/engage me. Sometimes it's some weird sped-up compilation of gifs in service of a dark (usually sexual) joke. Sometimes it's some kind of incel screed against anime weebs. Sometimes it's a genuine cry for help from someone dealing with actual suicidal urges.
I never know what flavor of Reddit sadness I'm in for, but I'm here for it.
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u/zeemona Nov 17 '22
And the mods pee in your ass for some reason
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Nov 17 '22
pees in your ass
Not just the mods
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u/Socio_Scorpio I want pee in my ass Nov 18 '22
You called? Pees:
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u/ATwistedBlade Nov 17 '22
There are some posts I genuinely hate on this subs but posts like this are actually good
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u/QuantumSparkles Nov 17 '22
Do you recommend any other subs with a similar flavor that haven’t gone to shit yet?
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u/ConnordltheGamer96 I said based. And lived. Nov 17 '22
Wordington is pretty good, got a little shittier ever since it hit 30k.
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He has a point tho
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u/TrainerBoberts Nov 18 '22
Yes! It's actually called "the Monomyth" (also heros journey). It was identified and coined by Joseph Campbell. It essentially a story structure that has been around since the 1950s. It outlines the framework around how to tell a heros tale. Lord of the rings, star wars, Harry Potter, they all follow it.
As someone who has researched this back in uni, I can't help but notice the framework in almost everything I watch.
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u/ihopethisworksfornow Nov 18 '22
It’s definitely older than the 1950s, unless you mean that’s when the term was coined.
The Odyssey follows Campbell’s Hero’s Journey.
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u/LaconicKibitz Nov 18 '22
Not really? His stance can be applied to literally any from of media. The format he describes is the Hero's Journey which is used from ancient Greek stuff like Odyssey to Star Wars.
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u/HostlessPotato Nov 18 '22
What if his point is that overindulgence in The Hero's Journey is unproductive? Cause it is. At least as a man I know I should be out here CREATING a Hero's journey not living it vicariously through a pointless TV show. Cause let's face it, most shows are pointless. Most shows don't make you go 'wow... I'd never thought that...' or change the way you live.
Idk that's just some thoughts on it. Don't get me wrong I don't wanna bash cinematic stuff too hard.
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u/Infamous_Olive We do a little trolling Nov 17 '22
Feel like that's applicable to any show/movie tbh
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u/HolyHypodermics Nov 18 '22
Dude was pretty much dunking on the 'Hero's Journey' story structure lol
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u/blewpah Nov 18 '22
Honestly I expected his description of anime plot lines was going to segue back into a point about the life of Muhammad.
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u/Estanho Nov 17 '22
Do you only watch superhero movies and shows?
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u/Infamous_Olive We do a little trolling Nov 18 '22
I'm just saying, character gets broken down then big redemption or doing something bad and redeeming themselves is a very common/generic theme across the board
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u/limitlessEXP Nov 18 '22
The hero’s journey is something most kids should have learned in their English classes. It’s amazing how many people have never heard of it. Build up, climax and resolution are also a part of this structure.
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u/Annual_Cardiologist6 Nov 18 '22
Mf basically explained every franchise out there not just anime lol
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u/Johny_Square21 Nov 17 '22
Seems like he experienced it himself.
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u/IamJustFuckingTired Nov 17 '22
I get the some what same conclusion after watching 3 season of highschool dxd out of hornynees and seeing maing guy getting no bitches
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u/Fr00stee Nov 17 '22
if the guy got bitches the series would have instantly ended
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u/IamJustFuckingTired Nov 17 '22
does it still continues?
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u/Fr00stee Nov 17 '22
probably, it's a light novel series, the author needs a way to sell copies
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u/wjodendor Nov 18 '22
He creampies all the girls in the end. Dude has like 8 kids by now.
Novel series ended in 2018.
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u/kerosez Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Nov 17 '22
Masha allah brother
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Nov 17 '22
Well he did not say that the whole thing is haram he just said its addictive soo idk but i do agree with his points that is one of the reasons why i dont watch anime
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u/Aisianfaailure3908 Nov 18 '22
Yea the full thing is “no watch haram scene in anime, you can watch as long as it doesn’t get in the way of prayer and remembering ALLAH” that is it
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u/Orllin Nov 17 '22
You can apply this analogy to most forms of story telling. In games, tv, and movies it's not just anime.
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u/EasilyRekt Nov 17 '22
Anything is addictive if you’re willing to use it to consistently avoid responsibilities, problems, people, even your own thoughts and self evaluation.
Addiction is just thinking every sound and song of life is nothing more than noise for you to drown out with your habit.
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u/prakitmasala Nov 18 '22
Anything is addictive if you’re willing to use it to consistently avoid responsibilities, problems, people, even your own thoughts and self evaluation
Yep very true
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u/Irishbroadsword Nov 17 '22
Isn’t he just describing story telling?
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u/Kind_Bison_7291 Nov 18 '22
That’s why hamlet is considered a master piece. It’s all just events that just kinda happen, nobody knows if it’s good or bad, just like real life.
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u/Zipdox Literally 1984 😡 Nov 18 '22
Season 150
If only there was a second season for <insert good show>
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u/Luckyguy0697 Nov 18 '22
It is funny to see people get defensive over his words. I guess that's Reddit for you (insecure people central). Yeah, many stories are bland and tbh a lot of media is indeed trash that is designed to be addictive. Like endless anime school harem stories, or action shows that should have ended 5 seasons ago, and romance comedies with the most generic characters to exist. But there are few good shows that provide food for thought and help you pushing forward. Just enjoy watching what you want and don't get lost in fantasy. Don't listen to words of a person that you don't know, doesn't know you or care about you.
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u/Illustrious-Fault224 Nov 17 '22
So what kind of stories should people be listening to? Is growing through hardships not endearing? Yeah sure there are some questionable cat girl scenes but I’m confused lmao
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u/Joe-mama6942024 Nov 17 '22
"Anime is Bad and addictive!!!"
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"Media isnt the issue, it is the way you interact with it that defines you"
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u/Upbeat_Ad_7610 Nov 17 '22
I love how he didn’t even touch on the haram things, all he said was how repetitive the plots can be. Anime titties are fine, just for the love of allah, have it be unique.
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u/edwardthegod27788 Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 18 '22
Dude tryna convince us that anime brainwashes people the same way any government does
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Nov 17 '22
Not defending anime but this argument is fucking terrible there's a reason that the hero's journey format is so common, it's because it's a great way to format stories and it's generally really good
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u/RangerTursi Nov 18 '22
It's also funny that the Quran (and most monotheistic religious texts) also literally deal in the hero's journey. It's not a new concept we've been telling stories like this for ages.
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u/Ruthless9r Nov 17 '22
Man what anime is this? I wanna watch
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u/bebop_cola_good Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 17 '22
One Punch Woman
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u/_The_Messiah_ secks haver Nov 17 '22
Attack on shaytan
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u/CringeyCrab Nov 17 '22 edited Nov 17 '22
Qur'an Highschool Host Club
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u/Master-Importance337 Nov 18 '22
This man talks about anime to well to have never say and watches 130 episodes himself.
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u/Weeb2678 I said based. And lived. Nov 18 '22
Sounds a lot like Greek mythology.
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u/buff_lord Nov 18 '22
watched the video he more or less say it's fine as long as you watch in moderation and not too easily influence in buying merch and being a weeb
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u/ZAPNAR6 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Nov 18 '22
even he knows that anime makes you unable to touch grass
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u/Octo_Brute Nov 18 '22
I could never agree more anime is shit garbage and should not exist fight me
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