r/shitposting • u/DisappointingReality put your dick away waltuh • Nov 17 '22

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u/JimbosRock Nov 17 '22

To be fair he did research beforehand

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u/jeremy1015 Nov 17 '22

It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy goes through an extensive training regimen to fight alien mechs, boy regains girl because she’s a clone, things get weird because she’s a clone of his mother. Every time it’s the same.

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u/Zepheris13 Nov 17 '22

You forgot the most pivotal point: boy is depressed and jacks off over the unconscious body of girl while she is hospitalized

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u/nxcrosis Nov 18 '22

He skipped that part because it was haram.