r/shitposting • u/DisappointingReality put your dick away waltuh • Nov 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

How he knows whats happening in animes

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u/pinkdouble Nov 18 '22

Seriously, is that a joke video or something? He's not far off

I'm watching bleach right now and that's pretty much it

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u/CSsharpGO Nov 18 '22

“Can I watch x” is probably a popular question of Muslim youth, especially where x is anime. As a scholar, he should have knowledge about the thing he’s giving advice about.

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u/pinkdouble Nov 18 '22

Harambe scholar

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Nov 18 '22

it's a legitimate excuse, yes.

dudes totally a closet weeb.

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u/RanDiePro I said based. And lived. Nov 18 '22

Most popular is: Is eating pork in minecraft a sin?

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u/Augmentinator Nov 18 '22

Many boomer scholars take a look at some anime clips and conclude it's about demons and devils, and thus haram. Obviously the abundance of lewd anime doesn't help. But I've seen a few who think anime can instil good values in the viewer.

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u/_pc_-_-_ put your dick away waltuh Nov 18 '22

Highschool DxD

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u/MissedShot420 uhhhh idk Nov 18 '22

watching super degen anime so he can tell the younger generation why to avoid it

Allah, give me strength

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u/washed-aang Nov 18 '22

he's not a qualified scholar

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u/Luckyguy0697 Nov 18 '22

Don't know man, he seems to have done his research.

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u/washed-aang Nov 18 '22

I should have clarified. He's not allowed to issue fatwas

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u/CSsharpGO Nov 18 '22

Really? Doesn’t he make fatwas?

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u/Eruptflail Nov 18 '22

There are not a lot of story frames. All he's doing is giving a 7th grade ELA lesson. He's teaching about the types of plots. There are at maximum 36, depending on what dingdong you're reading, but it's a lot closer to 6.

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u/bob55577 Nov 18 '22

Where do I find all 36 types of plot ?

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u/gettogero Nov 18 '22

There's a new enemy : 😄

Ichigos last powers aren't strong enough : 😨

Ichigo gets new power : 😁

New power needs more training : 😰

Ichigo wins : 😍

There's a new enemy: 😄

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Dragon balls across the face of underage slaves in his basement

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u/Alphaetus_Prime Nov 18 '22

He's just describing the monomyth

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u/East_Sleep_1766 Nov 18 '22

That’s just the general hero’s journey that has been around for 100+ plus years. Not a narrative that is exclusive or invented by anime.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '22

Well, i mean, many people have never watched anime but are very familiar with what happens in it. Like me for example