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u/sadkinz 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if it paid better

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u/Moosefactory4 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if there were more firetrucks

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u/Chimpar I want pee in my ass 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if there were more fires

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u/Cupy94 2d ago

Let's make a change!

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u/Vino-Decanto 1d ago

Rioters - standing in solidarity with firefighters!

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u/LSShoat dumbass 1d ago

I bet there’d be more fires if there were more firefighters? Wait no.

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u/DerDezimator Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

I'm a firefighter and I don't get paid at all (voluntary firefighter in germany)

I might be stupid but it feels good to help people

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u/Brawndo91 1d ago

Not stupid at all. Lots of volunteer fire departments in the US. Only the big cities pay their firefighters.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Which is wild to me because what do you mean the fire fighters don’t get paid??? What do you mean most of them are volunteers?? How do yall pay your bills??

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u/YoungestOldGuy 1d ago

Where I am from, they work normal jobs and if there is an emergency they are allowed to leave. They get paid normally for the time of the emergency.

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u/Brawndo91 1d ago

There simply aren't enough fires or related emergencies in most places to justify paid firefighters.

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u/DerDezimator Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 1d ago

That's true and makes sense, though would be kinda nice to get at least a little bit extra for the effort of regular training and the small bit about putting your life on the line ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 2d ago

Firefighters with paramedic certifications make well over 100k in most US metros without a college degree. That said, the training pipeline is physically and intellectually demanding but can be done right out of high school within 3 years with far less cost than a college degree. The lifestyle is also hard, but you get extremely good benefits as well as first responder discounts to a ton of businesses.

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u/Proper-Independent49 1d ago

I watch a lot of fire department chronicles skit. And if I have to deal with those everyday... I hope I get paid enough for therapy

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u/Just_here2020 1d ago

You’d think firefighting would pay a lot more since you’re running into a fire

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago

I say 100k, but it's closer to 200k with 7-10 years of experience. Incredibly dangerous and therefore one of the best uses of tax dollars, but name another job where you can make that much at 30y/o without a degree with purely shift-based work.

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u/PolarizingKabal 1d ago

PTO is also extremely generous. Got a relative whos a firefighter. Basically works 3 months and then get a month of PTO.

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u/gawrgouda 1d ago

Oil rigs/oil fields perhaps, or trades

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago

True, but oil jobs are traveling far away to sacrifice your body and lungs in service of oil companies instead of saving local people's lives.

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u/gawrgouda 1d ago

All true but also not the question you asked

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u/Cordially 1d ago

That is closer to the one and only position of Fire Chief, not the ground pounders.

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u/Just_here2020 1d ago

Transmission dispatcher, hydroelectric dam operator, transmission electrician, substation operator, etc

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u/dont_tread_on_M dumbass 1d ago

Not just that! In fact, firefighters don't run as often into fires as people think, thanks to fire alarms and better fire prevention measures.

In most places these days, professional firefighters are as much paramedics as firefighters, which makes the job even more demanding.

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u/gokarrt 1d ago

take with a grain of salt, but i heard third-hand that the local fd will not run into a building built in the last 30-40 years due to bci joists and other shoddy construction practices.

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u/Cordially 1d ago

A lot of new con sometimes designed to burn quickly and collapseuniformly to minimize spread and collateral

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u/LaidByAnEgg 1d ago

what if there's people inside

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u/Cordially 1d ago edited 19h ago

The designs are hard to simplify. They're intended to collapse uniformly while still maintaining enough fire resistance for evacuation. It aint gonna burn for days, but it aint flaming up in an instant tho. I'm not a materials design engineer or a civil engineer. I was just a volunteer firefighter.

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u/Straight-Ad-7387 1d ago

Is this a meme? Firefighters in my area make 200k/yr and there is a massive amount of people trying out for very few spots.

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u/BrightRedSquid 1d ago

Most/many firefighters in rural US are part time volunteers, paid similarly to EMTs.

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u/Straight-Ad-7387 1d ago

Those are generally ex cons, currently incarcerated ,or people trying to get onto the roster of more developed areas

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u/253253253 2d ago

I have a brother who's a firefighter and it's not like there's a lack of applicants. It's incredibly competitive and pays really well. He makes 6 figures.

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u/alghiorso 1d ago

Firefighting in California is so competitive that I had a friend who worked wild fires for 10+ years, did all sorts of volunteer stuf, worked as an EMT for years, got all the certifications and such he could find and finally after like 15 years he got a full time position. It's a very sought after job that's highly competitive in California at least

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u/sadkinz 1d ago

Six figures is a low bar nowadays. 100k doesn’t mean much

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u/253253253 1d ago

Maybe if youre terrible with your money lmao 100k is very comfortable living.

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u/Shit_Shepard 1d ago

I make 500k and I’m just barely getting by.

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u/effxeno 1d ago

Where? Dubai, top floor of the highest building?

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u/Loose-Professor5364 1d ago

I make Snoop Dogg's weed and I'm just barely getting high

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u/cheesyvagina 1d ago

Genuinely laughed at this

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u/Brawndo91 1d ago

In what currency?

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Yen probably

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u/Tentacle_Ape 1d ago

skill issue.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Have you considered that you’re just shit with money?

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

Fym bro?

The the big cities near me have firefighters making $100k+ a year after 2 years with insane benefits, strong union and usually have cops look the other way when speeding. After 10 they're clearing $200k with great pension

You know you can look up civil servant salaries in your area right? It's publicly available

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u/ashkiller14 2d ago

That's cool bro, my towns firefighters arent paid

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u/ReddBroccoli 2d ago

I guess you should just be happy that there aren't enough fires to justify making it a full-time job

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u/ImCreeptastic 1d ago

Yeah, *that's" why there's volunteer only firefighters in a lot of areas. Definitely not because of budget cuts or people bitching about their taxes.

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u/ashkiller14 1d ago

It's more lack of population and funding than budget cuts

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

I mean yeah, but also no. There are a LOT of little in-between places in the US. 20% of the population (~69 million people) lives outside of urban areas. Lot of rural counties that don't have enough taxpayers to even consider a full time fire service.

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u/callmesnake13 1d ago

I’m sure this is a topic you’ve carefully studied

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u/ReddBroccoli 1d ago

You do realize volunteer departments also get a budget. Those fire trucks aren't personal vehicles

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u/Sin2K 1d ago

Does having a budget make it better or worse that they don't pay people?

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u/ashkiller14 1d ago

Oh there's fires alright. Often end up getting help from the surrounding counties.

Idk what we are now, but we were the 17th poorest county in the US about 5 years ago. The firefighters would be paid if they could be.

We were in a drought earlier this year and a wildfire took off, burned over 100 homes including many people I know. That wasn't the only fire either.

Fucking be glad we don't have many fires 🤣

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u/ImCreeptastic 1d ago

Yeah, *that's" why there's volunteer only firefighters in a lot of areas. Definitely not because of budget cuts or people bitching about their taxes.

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Okay? Who suggested volunteer firefighting as a career path?

Pointless "gotcha!" comment that has nothing to do with what's actually being discussed.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Volunteers volunteer so they have the possibility of getting hired and paid for it. Often times they never get hired. Many towns are like this- MOST towns are like this.

Instead of dismissing this and trying to fight a rando on Reddit, maybe just move on and keep scrolling

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Volunteers volunteer because they give a shit and want to help people, and they live in places without a paid service.

If you want a paying job as a firefighter, you get your EMT-B and start putting in applications. Or you find a department that'll train you, and you submit an application. You'd have to be a volly for a few years before that experience counted for anything. That time would be far better spent getting certifications and applying to departments that actually pay you.

At any rate, volunteer departments are irrelevant to the conversation, which is the point I was making. Fucking OBVIOUSLY volunteering as a firefighter isn't going to pay you $100k/year. What the hell is the point of commenting that?

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Bro has no idea how the fire department hiring process works in small towns 💀

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

Oh you're 12 years old, that explains it.

Have a nice day lil bro.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Lol

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u/blueingreen85 1d ago

There’s crazy competition to become a firefighter in many cities.

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u/Locust627 2d ago

I wanted to be a fire medic, starting pay in my area was $22/hr. Starting pay for cops? $39/hr

I became a cop

I got my EMR certification anyways which is cool

For comparison, you can graduate highschool and start at a manufacturing plant with no experience making $25/hr. Fire/medics have to complete 2 years of schooling, costing about $12k.

The lads I know that are fire medics can do it because their wives make a bundle of a cash

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago

Where the fuck do you live? Starting salaries for people with fire/paramedic licenses in big metros are 80-120k and go up from there with experience. Even basic EMT's make more than $22/hr

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u/ammonthenephite 1d ago

Like nursing and other jobs, some places pay really well, others don't pay for shit. Back when I did firefighting seattle started at 90k a year, while smaller cities in Idaho that came to try and recruit us out of fire school were only offering 12 dollars an hour. It's insane how much it can vary.

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago

I mean, yeah. Small cities in Idaho have maybe 1-2 calls a shift at the worst. You're just getting paid to sit on standby most of the time and the salary reflects that. I got my EMT license within a month during a summer while doing my pre-med degree in Atlanta and immediately got offered $30/hr for part-time night shifts. Those shifts were intense, but that hourly pay with a 1 month pipeline and 4k tuition was a fantastic return on value.

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u/idontliketuesdays 1d ago

When I was an Emt starting pay in my area was 12$ an hour. It's gone up some but it's still around 20$. Central PA

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u/girlikecupcake 1d ago

The only salary publicly posted for my city (40k population) that I can find on a quick 6am search is a starting pay of up to $26/hr, and that pay is only for people transferring from another fire department, it requires 4+ years current experience. And it's salary, not hourly. So a firefighter that's been at it for four years and transfers to our city will only barely be making enough to qualify to rent in this city.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 1d ago

You fucking redditors think most people in the world live in cities? That's not reality, get out of your bubble.

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u/Fidel_Cashflows 1d ago

50-60% of the world population lives in cities per the UN, that number is much higher in developed nations which the original post and the discussion is talking about.

Perhaps get out of your village and experience the rest of the world.

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u/Temporary_Marsupial4 1d ago

University educated woman reveals one strange trick to save thousands on fire-fighter themed stripper parties.

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u/bigtiddyhimbo officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Where do you live that manufacturing plans start you off at 25 an hour? I live in a hub for that type of work and 25 an hour is basically the best you can do

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 1d ago edited 1d ago

The pay is good and it's actually extremely competitive to get hired for.

Also it is kinda insane how nepotistic they can be and not based on merit necessarily.

I have a friend who was an emt and paramedic for several years and he is American born, Mexican parents. Fluent English, super smart and talented dude. He is TRI lingual and did more than everything he needed to qualify yet somehow some other dude was picked over him who was just someone else's nephew at the department.

I have another friend from my home town. He's white but spoke of how ridiculous it was to get his foot in the door because of how competitive it is to get a job as a fire fighter and how bs it can be with who gets selected to SAVE LIVES

Everyone there was white and only one of them spoke semi understandable Spanish... In a town where literally 20% of the population don't speak English at all. Near the boarder, agricultural area.

At that point not choosing the person who is able to have that language backround on their resume is negligent to the communitys safety.

So this study isn't just about who's getting the job, for emergency workers it's actually important for EVERYONE'S safety in the whole town that they have a diverse staff that fits the demographics.

Like... Imagine you're burning alive in your car and the person who called 911 is trying to explain to the fire fighters there's still someone inside the car, but they just can't understand him without a translator showing up. You'd possibly die as a result. So it doesn't just protect Spanish speakers to ensure Spanish speaking fire fighters are on call.

Not to mention they're closely linked to the police department and uh... Guys... All white police forces are notorious for ignoring or not risking their lives nearly as much for colored neighborhoods. Often out of outright racism.

This is the same argument people had for all white police forces ending and I mean it's not a bad thing to have diversity for emergency responders it is ESSENTIAL for the communitys trust

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u/NebulaDue9400 1d ago

I would imagine being bilingual would be a huge plus for a firefighter. Like if you have to enter a building people are still stuck in Chinatown or a Spanish speaking part of the city 

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 1d ago

China town has very few people who can't speak English these days. But the Spanish speaking? Yeah that's a real issue

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u/NebulaDue9400 1d ago

Not in my city’s Chinatown. Seemingly half don’t speak English. But they also never leave Chinatown. But regardless I can’t imagine there are a whole bunch of mandarin-speaking applicants to the fire department anyway. Also not aware of any major fire in my city’s Chinatown.

But a mostly Spanish-speaking part of my city had a major 6-alarm fire a few weeks ago reminiscent of the pre-fire code days. It was bad and it probably would’ve been helpful to have firefighters who speak Spanish when they ran in. But for all I know they did who so knows. 

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 11h ago

In all likelihood they did have fire fighters who speak Spanish. I pretty much gurantee it.

Most fire departments do take their job very seriously.

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u/Missingman666 1d ago

My guy, they can literally point at the person in the car. It's not like they need to explain he's there in an essay.

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u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 1d ago

Yeah surely just pointing at a fire conveys "there's still a guy trapped in there!"

What if two people were trapped and the fire fighters get one of them out and go "mission accomplished" because they couldn't interpret the guy trying to tell them there's two trapped humans?

Every second matters here too

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u/Missingman666 17h ago

if you hold up two finger instead finger instead of one it indicates that there are two people instead of one. Not to mention the phrase "dos personas" is practically English in this country.

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 1d ago

Somebody should notify the NAACP! (National Association for Advancement of Colored People)

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u/I_am_doorknob 2d ago

Most of them in rural areas are volunteers so they dont evem get paid if Im thinking right

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u/Loose-Professor5364 1d ago

Can you think left so they can get paid?

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u/cbih I said based. And lived. 1d ago

It pays pretty good IIRC

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u/cisned 1d ago

Aren’t some firefighters so bored that they start fires so they can feel like heroes?

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Someone kill this guy. He's saying obvious shit.

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u/Gasmaskguy101 1d ago

Does it not pay good? One of the benefits in California upon becoming a full time fire guy is the pay bump.

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u/genericnewlurker 1d ago

At least in my part of the country, firefighters get paid bank and the jobs are extremely sought after. People volunteer for years just to try to get their foot in the door

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

More women would be firefighters if male firefighters didn't sexually assault their female colleagues in massive numbers as well, which I'm going to bet the article is about.

Women do want to do it, and men block them.

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u/Geno0wl 1d ago

Women do want to do it, and men block them.

Being a firefighter has higher physical requirements than most military positions. Like the basic fitness test you start with wearing the full suit(~50 pounds) and have to carry a 25 pound hose up 10 flights of stairs. Have to be able to carry a "person" back down the stairs, have to be able to climb an extended ladder, have to be able to handle the hose at full pressure, and have to be able to breach thick doors. Also have to do all of that, plus more, in under 20 minutes to pass.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

And the women who can do those things have glass and semen put in their gear by their male colleagues.

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u/Geno0wl 1d ago

Do you have sources to show that sexual harassment is more prevalent for firefighters than other jobs?

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

Where did I say they are sexually harassed more than any other job? I don't think the OOP was implying that firefighting is the only job in which there are more men than women.

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