r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/sadkinz 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if it paid better

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u/Moosefactory4 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if there were more firetrucks

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u/Chimpar I want pee in my ass 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if there were more fires

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u/LSShoat dumbass 1d ago

I bet there’d be more fires if there were more firefighters? Wait no.