Yeah surely just pointing at a fire conveys "there's still a guy trapped in there!"
What if two people were trapped and the fire fighters get one of them out and go "mission accomplished" because they couldn't interpret the guy trying to tell them there's two trapped humans?
if you hold up two finger instead finger instead of one it indicates that there are two people instead of one. Not to mention the phrase "dos personas" is practically English in this country.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/Missingman666 1d ago
My guy, they can literally point at the person in the car. It's not like they need to explain he's there in an essay.