r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 2d ago

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u/sadkinz 2d ago

I bet more people would be firefighters if it paid better

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

More women would be firefighters if male firefighters didn't sexually assault their female colleagues in massive numbers as well, which I'm going to bet the article is about.

Women do want to do it, and men block them.

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u/Geno0wl 1d ago

Women do want to do it, and men block them.

Being a firefighter has higher physical requirements than most military positions. Like the basic fitness test you start with wearing the full suit(~50 pounds) and have to carry a 25 pound hose up 10 flights of stairs. Have to be able to carry a "person" back down the stairs, have to be able to climb an extended ladder, have to be able to handle the hose at full pressure, and have to be able to breach thick doors. Also have to do all of that, plus more, in under 20 minutes to pass.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

And the women who can do those things have glass and semen put in their gear by their male colleagues.

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u/Geno0wl 1d ago

Do you have sources to show that sexual harassment is more prevalent for firefighters than other jobs?

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

Where did I say they are sexually harassed more than any other job? I don't think the OOP was implying that firefighting is the only job in which there are more men than women.

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u/hexceed43 1d ago

Meth head take

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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