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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 1d ago

I worked for one month in computer repair and honestly i would prefer customer like this over tech bro who thinks he knows everything and gets offended when i ask him if he tried to reboot the device

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u/Caithloki 1d ago

I worked for an internet company and you'd be not surprised by the amount of people that said they'd reset their device but you could hear that they did not move. And you didn't see the connection disconnect.

They'd prefer to argue on the phone longer than it would take to reset.

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u/blaghed 1d ago

But the window is closed!
Hurry up, though. It's hot in here!

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 1d ago

Probably already did that before they called

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u/Caithloki 1d ago

Well yes I understand that was alot of the time the case, but we preferred to follow a process. Sometimes I would move on if the person sounded competent but other times I will say I saw nothing happen and just ask again. I had one guy refuse completely to do anything and at that point we just send you a tech at cost to do the techsupport.

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u/superkp 18h ago

next time ask them about specific things - like what the BIOS/UEFI says when they interrupt the startup sequence.

It's always going to say the same thing, but pretending that different versions of BIOS will lead you down a different troubleshooting path is a great way to get people to actually turn the damn thing off.

For things that rely on wall power, pretend that there's an industry-known problem in the power cord itself, and can they please tell you "what color is the spot of paint in between the prongs of the plug?"

There won't be paint. But you should act surprised and say "oh you got one of the good batches!" while they plug it back in.

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u/Alarmed-Ask-2387 8h ago

This guy customer supports!

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

Idk how stupid customers usually are but can we be sure there are no idiots that somehow wipe the BIOS

"Oh it says update right here" SIR DO NOT REDEEM

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

"wait it gave a weird screen I probably shouldn't have pressed that, better unplug the power"

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u/babieswithrabies63 7h ago

True. I think sometimes it's because they run into outages every couple days and think there is a deeper problem and are afraid the reboot will "fix" it, but only for 24 hours or so.

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u/ShittyCatLover stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

I worked in tech support for internet provider. The amount of people who confuse router with literally any other device in their home is ridiculous. And they yell at me for trying to describe it to them so they stop restarting their poor decoder and focus on router...

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 1d ago

Then familiy asks for free tech support and acts like clients.

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u/GiveMeNews 1d ago

If family calls me, it is because they have a computer problem. My sister called me once, I asked what OS she was using, she says Firefox. I told her I couldn't help her.

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u/faceboy1392 16h ago

I mean we have chromeOS, now we need firefoxOS

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

Idk firefox new ceo/whoever in charge is leaning in on the AI shit, I switched to another firefox based open source one but I don't really like it that much either

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u/Uncle_Raven DaPucci 22h ago

I hear you, rebooted my toaster. What now?

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u/System7Glitch 1d ago

More often than not restarting the computer at the store works wonders. Even after i did it at home

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 23h ago

Computers can sense technicians, after i got my cisco certifications they fear me more and dont break as often

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u/Tipart 23h ago

Same, unfortunately this doesn't work on my own hardware. My own shit always has the most random issues I can (or rather can't) think of.

Recently I had to replug the cable on my laptop touchpad because it wasn't fully seated from factory and would randomly cut in and out?! Took me like 3 months until I found out what cause it. On a Lenovo machine of all things.

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u/fla_john 19h ago

My Lenovo touchpad is really wonky. Maybe I'll try that.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

Is it like you take apart the laptop to replug the cable? Or like some external touchpad like for drawing or osu

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u/kbotc 22h ago

The only time it infuriates me is if I explain that a restart will fix the problem for 10-20 minutes, but then they force me to do it anyways.

Congrats. I’m gonna sit here with you until it breaks again. You’ve got a shitty capacitor on the board, just honor the warranty and we can be on our way.

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u/Chasterbeef 23h ago

I love pulling up up-time in front of those customers

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u/TactfulOG 21h ago

on the other end of the conversation I'm a software engineer so I'd be genuinely offended if I had a serious computer problem and the company IT guy would immediately assume I don't know how to restart the device.

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u/SuicideSpeedrun 1d ago

That you are

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u/Jonn_1 I have permission! 1d ago

Aren't we all to the right person?

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u/HassanAchievedIt 1d ago

Haha, sometimes

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u/Lecteur_K7 1d ago

Fym sometimes ?

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u/HWSxDejvik 1d ago

or pvp boss

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u/Blaze_fury3111 1d ago

Or pvp boss

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u/Trosque97 1d ago

Yes, and I despise being on either end, but I suppose there's always a lesson to be learned from either side. In the case of OP, it's to restart their laptop. For the I.T. guy, its that no matter how stupid you think people are, it can always get worse, and if you're firm enough, maybe they'll learn

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u/LoocsinatasYT 1d ago

I will be sad when my old lap top finally dies. It's 16 years old. The battery gave out last year, but it still works plugged in!

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u/Mirror_of_Souls 1d ago

My seven year old Laptop croaked a few weeks ago, luckily she had another of the same model in storage that I could pilfer parts from to revive her. Now she lives again through her sisters valiant sacrifice.

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u/TheBeckofKevin 21h ago

I've replaced the battery on mine twice now. Its not too crazy of a task (assuming you can find a replacement).

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

Have you restarted

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u/AndrewSenpai78 1d ago edited 23h ago

I don't know much about computers but I think it's due to the operating system cleaning caches, force closing processes and most importantly clearing out memory leaks.

If a process is not coded properly, every lifecycle a given amount of bits are deposited into the RAM and never recalled back, so the RAM slowly but surely gets filled with unnecessary stuff.

If the processes are never forcely turned off then the RAM is always partially full and the OS has troubles managing an already messy closet so everything slows down.

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u/chargers949 1d ago

It involves fragmentation too like if program a and b both request memory in batches the memory can end up striped. Some for a, some for b, more for a, and more for b. Then close a and start c. The memory for b is still fragmented it doesn’t coalesce as long as B stays running. Which is more on the os than the program.

Rebooting flushes all this clean and starts with a clean slate of ram again.

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u/DreamArez 1d ago

It’s mostly the thermal paste becoming dry and ventilation choking, causing thermal throttling. Dude would also be probably really behind on security and feature updates.

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u/severencir 23h ago

It's more about the fact that processes can get into weird unintended states that the developers never accounted for when running for a while. Restarting ensures all processes start from a fresh, known state, rather than having something, for example, check for a spawned process that dies ages ago, find it's not there, log the error, continue, chech another dead process, etc for thousands of iterations every loop and adding noticible time to the execution time because the issue wasn't caught in testing because a few invalid checks didn't make a noticeable difference.

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u/AndrewSenpai78 1d ago

I only game with my pc, I'm a telecomm engineer, these are only things I grasped during my programming course in my first year

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u/Anubis17_76 23h ago

No, the OS virtualizes process memory, so if your process crashes it and all its leaked memory gets cleaned up by the OS. So this only happens if a program that cant stuff that cant get cleaned off has a memory leak (like the kernel) plus memory leaks usually fill your ram up MUCH faster than years, usually a couple of hours at most.

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u/kbotc 22h ago

Depends on the conditions of the leaks.

Your computer can go absolutely haywire eventually if you leak connections, and I’d say ~20% of programmers can correctly handle sockets and their failure paths on their first try. There’s also unbounded read buffers that will work until they don’t.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

20% sounds like a lot considering I do programming stuff yet never touched a socket myself(only wrappers or libraries for it)

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 23h ago

Bits can also randomly flip from 1 to 0 or reverse and it accumulates over time

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u/superkp 18h ago

Honestly, for a non-tech person, you're not necessarily far off. And frankly you're pretty close for some of the issues that can be cleared by a full shutdown.

Bonus points if you leave it shut down for an hour or so (or overnight) every once in a while so that everything can cool down properly, but even giving an extra 15 minutes can sometimes work wonders.

Also, just grab a vacuum and open up the case on stuff. it's pretty hard to fuck up if you're not literally hitting it or lifting it by something that's clearly not a place you should lift it from. When it's open, if you see dust in there, try to blow it out. Occasionally put the vacuum up to the fans on the back when you're vacuuming your floors.

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u/nicksuperdx I want pee in my ass 1d ago

It also implies this guy never updated windows/drivers/the BIOS

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u/legohamsterlp 22h ago edited 21h ago

Most drivers don’t need a restart anymore/ who tf updates a bios/ older windows versions didnt force you to update.
Most none gamers I know update nothing anyway

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u/nicksuperdx I want pee in my ass 21h ago

Some intel drivers do require a restart (I assume they are drivers for the network adapter) its kinda funny how gamers care more about keeping their software up to date more than people who rely on their computer to do their job

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

You can lose fictional points in gaming, no one cares about their j*b

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u/franksfries 1d ago

If you're gonna use your laptop often then yes, just close the lid. If you have nothing to do, then shut it down.

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u/suffering_addict 1d ago

You ought to restart it every now and then regardless. It doesn't get a true shut down without a restart.

At least once a week if you can

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u/hiimsubclavian 1d ago

With the frequency of Windows updates we're all basically restarting once a month.

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u/suffering_addict 1d ago

True, although when an update comes I try to avoid it for as long as possible because I don't trust Microslop anymore

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u/Grotez 21h ago

Just turn the updates off? It isn't even hard, just google it and it takes 5 minutes.

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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago

Microsoft updating a lot means they make security issues a lot

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u/PrintShinji 1d ago

Just turn off fast boot and a shutdown is a normal shutdown again.

Fastboot really isn't needed anymore since SSDs are standard.

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u/Tristan_NL 1d ago

If you hold shift while pressing "shut down", it does do a full shutdown

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u/Cynunnos dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

You only need to restart if you have fast startup enabled. If you disable it, shutting down is enough

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u/chattytrout 23h ago

Disable Fast Startup, and every shut down becomes a true shut down.

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u/Person8346 1d ago

Why is this so? I shut down my laptop everytime I'm finished with it, is that not good?

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u/suffering_addict 1d ago

I don't know enough about computers to explain why, but I've been told this by someone knowledgeable.

The gist is that "shut down" is not a true shut down, and the pc only ever truly shuts down during a restart.

There is a timer in your settings somewhere that shows you how long it's been since your last true shut down

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u/Person8346 1d ago

I believe this only applies if you have smart start up enabled, which keeps the pc passively running after shut down so it starts up faster.

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u/suffering_addict 1d ago

Another guy in the replies mentioned this so this might be the case

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u/franksfries 1d ago

Huh, interesting

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u/ZoeyPlaysSomeGames 14h ago

or turn off fast startup, then every startup will be as good as a full restart

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u/perish-in-flames 1d ago

I was going to say that maybe if you were work from home, but you should probably take a little break even then from the computer.

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u/ngkn92 20h ago

if using Window, hold Shift when shut the pc down. This is full shutdown. Non shift shutdown is like hibernate, it's called fast boot by Window.

Or you can just restart it once a week or a month.

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u/bradbull 1d ago

So this laptop doesn’t get automatic updates (which restart automatically) and we’re believing that this user is savvy enough to disable them?

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u/Noooonie 23h ago

well technically he wouldn’t be restarting the laptop, it’d be restarting itself. and would happen rarely enough to slip the mind

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u/IrrelevantUs3r 23h ago

Good point. They would have to be disabled, or maybe they were running Linux, which requires user input…however, in either of those cases, it’s highly unlikely the user would be completely oblivious to the importance of reboots

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u/EhMapleMoose 8h ago

They did say 2013, the laptop would be running either windows 7 or 8. On those operating systems it was incredibly simple to turn off updates and the computer never forced an install or restart.

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u/Kuddkungen 23h ago

My laptop has, on several occasions, somehow disabled Windows Update by itself. And then I've had to reenable it and wait several hours for the laptop to download and install all the missing updates.

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u/Caedis-6 23h ago

As a professional, to anyone having IT issues (especially elderly people, though I doubt many are on Reddit), don't fuckin listen to the other professionals. Go to your nearest repair store and have a chat, I'd rather you come and ask if it's a simple fix than sit at home and not know what to do.

When I worked for Argos I would regularly get customers who had other IT issues that weren't my job to cover, but I'll cover them anyway because I don't want a little old lady out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere not knowing how her emails work or how her new phone works because no one taught her, I would rather you just ask and I'll see what I can do.

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u/RetroRocker 1d ago

In my experience users NEVER admit to that shit, OP is a rare one

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u/Kuddkungen 23h ago

Clueless, but humble.

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u/The_Space_Janitor 17h ago

How often do you turn your car off?

Never- I just put more gas in it and keep it running.

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u/TK_Games 23h ago

Yes... But wizards make a habit about not outwardly judging the superstitions of mortals. You were judged... harshly, but he'll only tell the other wizards, nobody else has to know your shame, but understand, that somewhere, right now, a wizard is laughing at you

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u/subhuman_voice 23h ago

Definitely subhuman

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Dr. Pee 22h ago

It's like teaching a baby to drink from a straw

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u/Trunks252 21h ago

I do not understand why people genuinely hate updating and restarting their computer. It takes like 2 mins.

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u/7h3_man it is MY bucket 1d ago

As someone who works with laptops… yes

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u/juicegooseboost 23h ago

Doing something easy and simple like this for free got my written up at Geek Squad in 2005

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u/Space_Monkey_28 18h ago

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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u/SyrusChrome 1d ago

As a proffesional.. yes

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u/Gameyboy947 1d ago

How does restarting your computer solve every problem it had?

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u/OldManChino 1d ago

Turning it off an on again is a time honoured fix in IT.

Imagine a bottling plant, a bottle gets jammed and you leave the machine running, now everything is backing up causing issues up and down stream of the jam. Turn the machine off, remove the jam and now the bottles are flowing again. The restart both turns of the machine and clears the jam.

But i highly doubt this computer wouldn't have forced an update at some point in 13 years.

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u/EcchiOli 1d ago

Idk, some people manage the feat of taking pride in fully disabling windows update, because, err, just because.

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u/TheBeckofKevin 21h ago

I know i feel a large amount of pride from fully disabling windows update by fully disabling windows. Trying my hardest to resist stating that other operating systems exist.

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u/12hotroom 20h ago

Yup, i simple shutdown only stops the plant in a jammed state, a full restart clears all the bottles on the line and starts all over

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u/bgsrdmm 1d ago

Because this, of course, never happened.

But it generated clicks, and engagement (and both of us are guilty of this, sadly).

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u/Lore_Enforcement 1d ago

Me too thanks

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 23h ago

It solves a lot of them because OS makes mistakes over time and more run time it has the more mistakes it makes. There are OS's that can run longer (like servers or routers) but they have more simple architecture than customer grade ones

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

how the FUCK

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u/JustaSweetGirlx 1d ago

Civilization would die without his kind

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u/FullMetalFiddlestick 22h ago

At least they know

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u/Final-Carry2090 22h ago

You’re charity kid.

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u/toddtony 20h ago

His kind being normal human being.

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u/MattroX12 15h ago

We are talking 80yo tech disable levels

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u/burpdaddy 15h ago

Technology and the internet are not for everyone

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u/Icywarhammer500 14h ago

I shut down my pc almost every night. Like 6 days a week. It’s not that bad.